FSR Facts!

Day 1,429, 12:56 • Published in South Korea Romania • by just-me


 ■ Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of FSR is called Logic.

 ■ When Koreans go to sleep every night, they check their closets for FSR members.

 ■ Santa gives FSR the naughty list, so you better be good.

 ■ FSR wins a round just by thinking about it.

 ■ You must live in constant fear of FSR.

 ■ Do you know about FSR ? Yes ? Then we shall allow you to live. FOR NOW!

 ■ All military units are created equal. Equally inferior to FSR.

 ■ Koreans searched FSR on Google. After 5 seconds the computer exploded. This is a safe measure to keep Koreans alive.

 ■ FSR doesn't play with Eden or One, FSR is it's own alliance.

 ■ Korean military units use rectangular shapes because they wanted to look like FSR.

 ■ The term 'Epic Fail' was invented to describe everything that isn't FSR.

 ■ FSR doesn't produce weapons, the iron is scared and turns automatically into weapons!

 ■ Underneath South Korea it says ”Made by FSR”.

 ■ FSR threw all their bazookas on the ground. Then Admins created the Super Bazooka for them.

 ■ FSR can fight for both sides and still win!

 ■ After seeing FSR in action George Lucas created "Star Wars".

 ■ When Koreans sneeze, instead of saying achoo! they say FSR!

 ■ Kosovo was voted as a region of Serbia just so FSR won't PTO it.

 ■ Koreans don't have battle orders, just vote orders.

 ■ All Koreans combined have less medals than Dan.Catana.

 ■ FSR is the reason the headless chicken is headless.

 ■ You are reading this article because FSR ordered your mind to do so.