From Russia with love, by Romania's Ambassador in USA

Day 404, 14:25 Published in USA USA by Shadow Figure

I am sorry for ruining your plans in Russia, and for being a badass pig disgusting imperialist powerful country. I am sorry for not having a border with France. Or Italy. I am sorry for being surrounded by so many weak countries and for having to conquer so many regions* to reach a border with PEACE.

But Benn’s external politics are like driving a flashy Corvette around the neighborhood. And you don’t even know all the roads you’re going. Here is the official statement written yesterday by our Minister of External Affairs. Here is an unofficial article written two moths ago by me (the one you are reading now is official). I was saying we’ll support our allies in Atlantis. Here are the official statistics for the latest Atlantis battles. The numbers speak for themselves, Romania was always in the top half (in one battle it even made 54% of the total Atlantis damage).

Sure, Romania should have informed USA of it’s plans. I do apologize for the late information, and I also hope it will never happen again. On a less official note I might add that I’m not surprised it happened once. –1 to Alex Craciun for his too big ego. But Alex also had good reasons to be discreet about this war even in Altantis. Getting back to an official approach I’m stunned by USA’s reaction.

USA was very eager to conquer French regions, but failed to hold them. Also USA is criticizing Romania for not getting involved enough in the French war, which is NOT true – while Romania is criticizing USA for not accepting a plan in that war that might have worked better (both from Romania’s and Sweden’s experience). Regarding USA's military organization, we even offered to look under the Corvette's hood with US's engineers, tune up the engine a little. No response. Now USA lost the French regions and is back at protecting small countries. This doesn’t feel right. Romania was never hypocritical - we said we'll sustain Atlantis, and we did, as for the countires that aren't in Atlantis or our friends... we don't promise anything. Romania's leaders are all highly educated persons who don't sustain any kind of violence in real life. But erepublik is a game, and we are playing it our way.

It’s unpleasant to see eUSA acting like real life USA. Plus, in the field of military power eUSA is not like RL USA. The erepublik equivalent of RL USA is eSpain or eRomania. eUSA has only the biggest population but it’s more like RL Russia. So taking in consideration only the military power:
eUSA = RL Russia
eRomania = RL USA.

So Benn’s actions are like the President of Russia publicly threatening USA for the war in Iraq (funny, it was also for oil). Do you realize how bad this looks? It is unacceptable. Have you read Dsalageanu’s article about deterrence in erepublik? It’s Dr. Strangelove all over the place. Seriously now, I’m sure there won’t be any aggressive actions between eUSA and eRomania, and I hope there won’t be any cold… relations.

I want to thank Benn for his preoccupation about the public opinion in Romania regarding this war. It’s true a lot of people don’t fully realize how this looks from the viewpoint of everybody around the world (or feel like Romania is invincible and capable of conquering half the world - which definitely not the case). But most people accept the downsides for the gains war offers in this Game.

I hope we’ll put aside our exaggerated ego’s – Benn please take off your Ego Power Armor (+10 to ego) – read this article again, and reestablish the friendship between Romania and USA.


Romania’s Ambassador in USA,
Shadow Figure

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* except Ukraine which was conquered completely, but there isn’t a Ukrainian community in eR. If there will be one complaining about it I’m sure we’ll give them their country. Though they’ll have to fight for the resources – it’s a game after all, remember that when you are taking yourselves too serious.