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There’s been a lot of talk lately around this community about “computers.” You all talk about them like they’re common knowledge, but some of us on eRepublik are a still in the dark about what “computers” are. I mean, sorry if I’m not up to date on the “hip” lingo but you should at least inform us unenlightened ones what it means. On an unrelated note, you also use the word “technology.” In my village, we had technology once when Jeff across the street invented that wheel thing. Basically, the idea never took off. Anyway, since the word “computer” was never before in my vocabulary, I’ve compiled a list of things I think it might be.
1. Some type of sandwich.
2. A verb (ex. I just “computered” your mom)
3. A breed of llama.
4. A game played in southern Asia by poor children.
5. That glowing thing that happens when I rub two sticks together for an elongated period of time.
To summarize, stop showing off. “Computers” probably aren’t cool and neither are you. Have a nice day!


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