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The fighting in Loire Valley has continued to stagnate with the Spanish Bull riders refusing to back down from the French wavering steel. French and Spanish blood pools across the battlefield and still men advance through enemy fire only to end up dead again and again.

The British need to show the Spanish that not only do we support our French allies but that we are involved in an intense bromance with our garlic brothers.

However some eUK members have asked whether our Bromance is too much too quickly.



"Everyone knows you have to wait until the third date lest people get the wrong impression of you. And to me we have given up too quickly and must close our legs." Says Mrs Walton a prominent member of the British Government. "We have more pressing problems with eIreland and must look to protecting our own borders before we look to protect someone else."

Other members of the government couldn't disagree more. Mr Griffin said; "eIreland is nothing to us at this moment we can defeat them when we finish with eSpain and to defeat the Spanish enemy we must work with our lovers in France. If that means giving ourselves to them in demeaning and frightening ways then i say do it."



With opinion so divided on our close relationship with France it will take a strong leader to impose order and take Britain to its true God like glory.

Here at Fake news daily we will be following the election process closely to bring you the key point of all those running and try to shed some light on the future of our relationship with France. Will it remain strong and intimate or fail in a hail of bullets?



Peace out