Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

Day 1,100, 18:32 • Published in USA USA • by Dave Richards
This article was written by me, originally published in the Libertarian Bulletin.



Kk, guys. Shit’s going down tomorrow.

… It’s Thanksgiving!

More importantly: it’s Kongress day. The time of the month when we get a brand-new set of leaders to run our legislative branch. But there’s something a little different about tomorrow’s election. (Besides the fact that it’s Thanksgiving.)

The eUnited States is undergoing a Congressional freeze. This means, in simple terms, each of the top five parties is guaranteed the same number of seats in Congress as they won last month. Doesn’t have to be the same people or the same states – just the same total.

Scream socialism all you want, my fellow Libertarians. But there’s a good reason for the freeze. America, we are taking over Russia. It’s one of the final steps in our complete annihilation of those silly fur hat-wearing commies.


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In accordance, we have six candidates who are essentially guaranteed a victory. We don’t want anyone else to try to run this month. (Next month, though, we hope you’ll give it your best shot!)

→→→→→→ Dougie Flare ←←←←←←
→→→→→→ Robert Grosseteste ←←←←←←
→→→→→→ Claire Littleton ←←←←←←
→→→→→→ Iasov ←←←←←←
→→→→→→ Leonaxus ←←←←←←
→→→→→→ s0beit ←←←←←←
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Thanksgiving. Have a good one. Save some turkey for Santa.

PTOing Russia since Day 1,101,