Free Food for (Dumb) Thought Contest RESULTS

Day 1,226, 07:56 • Published in USA USA • by Chutley

Wow, is all I can say. So much fantastic stupidity on eRep. It was extremely difficult for the Charity for Imbecilic Citizens to choose a winner, but, after much idiotic consideration, here it is:


WINNER

Oprah Winfrey: Fried chicken is the way to get ahead in life. I mean, seriously, how can a Man from Kentucky get promoted to a Colonel with absolutely no military background or experience? By serving fried chicken. My secret to success? You guessed it.

Oprah will receive 50 health for winning. However, the charity has decided to extend their generosity further. Honorable Mentions will get 10 health:


HONORABLE MENTIONS

Clazzy: F*cking tomatoes, how do they work?
Choochootrain: I like turtles
Eagle0763: Steak is the king of meat..... bologna is the retarded cousin
Paul Proteus: MY APPLE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

So many other great ones too which, honestly, are just as good but I don't feel like copying and pasting. Due to this excellence in idiocy, the Charity would like to give 4 health to everyone who responded with a dumb comment.

Great work everyone. You're all dumb.





One note: Sorry CRoy, but you don't qualify. Having beer and cereal for breakfast is smart.

Last note: even if you're dumb, you can get smarter: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-en-tr-potusian-posers-volume-1-of-6-1728582/1/20