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Day 1,365, 11:10 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Citizen 4945322

Now that I've got your attention, the bread terms and conditions are at the bottom. I've not been around for a while, you know going on holiday to Barcelona and all. But I'm back now. So.....How are things? I returned to find a fully fledged war between us and Belgium, even after being told repeatedly that a Belgium attack would be bad for us. Also, the Irish are as persistent as ever.


The Mussels from Brussels.

This is just an idea. Maybe we should offer the Belgians free, thats right FREE citizenship to the United Kingdom and coax them to join us, then take over Belguim and let them return to their homes, just under the British. There could even be a Belgian Political Party and everything. Or, if we're looking for a fight, just wait on the French regaining one of the counties on the coast to us from the Polish and attack them. Of course, the problem with the above is they speak a diffirent language from us. But I can speak french.


Tu Veux une vagabond mamalon, Ireland. Google Translate it.

Maybe, to increase our numbers and population, we should offer citizens who move here one gold, as long as they don't move away. It would increase our population immediately, and the new citizen would receive the gold after one month of joining eUK.

Bye!



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