Fraud Uncovered!
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by Jahadyn
As many of you may already know, the USGP was successfully PTO'ed by one snot-nose kid named Jimmy Loomis last night despite the best efforts of our members and the help of many of our friends. (Those of you who jumped in to help with votes, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. You guys rock!)
As of this morning I resigned from my post as Press Director, but I have no intention of leaving the party to this...this...USURPER. GRRRRRR!
This paper is now officially MINE, and it will continue to serve as the voice of the TRUE USGP for as long as necessary. Eat merde and die Monsieur Loomis.
So let's start with voting irregularities this morning. USGP membership rose spectacularly over the past few days (ha!) and these so-called "new members" played a large role in what happened in the election. I decided to examine one of them in detail, and here's what I saw:
A shiny new USGP member -- welcome etojim! You're unemployed, have zero fights -- you probably need some help from us.
What's this?!?! A party member, with voting rights, but look at his level! Not very healthy either.
How did this happen? Where did this etojim come from? Does he have any friends?
I don't know about you folks, but I smell a rat -- a big fat Loomis rat. And if you're thinking Photoshop, go look at old etojim right now. How does a Level 4 citizen join a party and vote? Someone should ask his only human friend...
Jahadyn, voice of the TRUE USGP -- in exile, signing off.
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Trust me -- I could not possibly be jealous of you. Not ever. I saw the picture of yourself you originally had on your profile, lulz!
Haha, relax, he won. deal with it.
sadly i have to agree, one possible fraud cant win an election
Wow. Jimmy, clear your cache before your mom sees what you wrote on the cpu. Might want to hide those towels, too...
lol if someone is proud of having pubes that pretty much outs yourself as a "snot nosed" kid, maybe next year your voice will stop cracking.
As the chief of staff I disapprove of this article, you havnt seen what the new president has done with the party so he cannot be judged yet
Your Honor, the Prosecution rests.
As for the "ersatz" Chief of Staff -- DILLIGAF what you approve or disapprove of? As you have kindly illustrated to me, a party member can pretty much do whatever he wishes and there ain't a thing you can do about it -- so, bite me. You are going to be very busy -- hope you're up to the challenge. 😛
It appears Loomis as if you're a totalitarian! Dismantling the Open discussions, Green Party Talk, the Debate Room?!
We're still working party business, all. This is not a settled issue. Know that all the Green Party has been working on is TOTALLY separate from the current administration. What happens this month is NOT to be blamed on the party, but on this Jimmy Loomis.
Jesus Jahadyn, relax. Look, he won... don't like it? OH WELL! You guys should thank him for boosting your members for a couple of hours 😛
AND, you have yet to see what he will do for the party... so don't bash him unless he's actually done something to ruin the party, which may never happen!
I think Jimmy Loomis bought the right to vote for that account.
Also:
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"whaat, causei have pubes and a dick and u dont? becuae i eat pussy and u dont know what one looks like?"
We have a party president who talks like this, and a CoS named Horsekiller, for a party dedicated to living things. And a pic of him offering to buy votes to top it off.
Yeah, nothing suspect here. /sarcasm
LMFAO! Good point Archivology.
Yay Jimmy!
It's tragic to see what a sufficiently determined child can do to a respected party. Luckily the Greens can and will survive their president and the entire eUS can look forward to the return of respectful and competent governance to the Green Party.
USGP I wish you luck over the next month. Stay strong to your values, and avoid bashing whenever possible. This is one reason I'm glad elections happen so frequently.
"jelous becuae i have frends"
Jelous/frends? Hm...
"filet with snot"
Filet? You're starting to remind me of ML in his early days.
i love these posts. keep them cumming
No. 😛
I am sorry.