For The Lions: The BLF has Returned with a Vengeance
Jizzie McGuire
Sick of eR and the admins screwing around with it? Tired of other people’s rules and being bossed around by arrogant dicks with a false sense of entitlement? Need a place to rage before you quit or a place to die off comfortably in the company of friends and like-minded individuals? Or do you just want to have fun with eR without having to worry about being held back for offending idiots and overly sensitive wimps?
If you answered yes to any or all of those questions, then the Black Lion Front is for you.
Do you want to be a member of a party whose members once included the greatest presidents eSA ever had, including Mark Morcom, Ines Schumacher, Gabriel Borien, Steven Bosch and Jizzie McGuire? Do you want to be a member of a party that helped make eSA whole again and fought relentlessly for unification against insidious enemies from without and those who sought to divide the country for their own selfish gains from within? Do you want to be part of a party that pulls no punches and takes no sh*t from anybody?
If you answered yes to any or all of those questions, then the BLF is for you. If you answered no, then you are probably a massive tool and should stop reading now.
Yes, the BLF is back for the lions of eSouth Africa. The BLF has returned for people who prefer obnoxiously loud and chaotic potty-mouthing to something vaguely resembling a functioning society (thanks Sn4ke). Maybe we can’t stop great old veterans like Kiwifire and Esteban Delgado from leaving the game, but the BLF is here for them to go out as they came in – with respect, dignity, and amongst friends. On the other paw, the BLF is also here for those losing interest in the game as it may provide the spark that lights that old fire once again. Then there are those of us who are sick of eR admins screwing with us; party, military and government leaders telling us what to do with their condescending attitudes; people who take this GAME way too seriously; racists, anti-Semites and pro-Apartheid dicks; and asshats who report us and get offended at every little thing. We won’t take it anymore and will fight all of you because we don’t care what happens to us. These are the reasons we brought back the BLF.
If you don’t like the fact that we do and say as we wish and don’t follow your orders, then you can F off and start or join another damn party. We don’t compromise anymore and we won’t suck up to anyone. Yeah, we are far-left oriented because that’s how the BLF started and that’s what I felt like making it. You got a problem with that? Well then don’t join us. If you hate us and want to attack us, then please do so. We will respond in kind and then some. Report us, have us banned, try and PTO our asses. We don’t f’ing care anymore, so you can’t hurt us.
Sure we’d like to make eSA stronger and more united then ever, and we may even try to do that. But we harbor no illusions that we will be in the minority and fought against every step of the way. We don’t f’ing care anymore. If this is what it will take to keep some people in the game and make eR fun and interesting again, then re-forming the BLF will have been worth it.
So if you have what it takes to be a lion, join us and become the fuse. Behold the power of freedom and redemption.
Comments
Jizziemax!
Jizziemax! x2.
You have to love that BLF spirit!
What's all this then? Sounds like fun!
That's probably the only thing we can guarantee.
I am most definitely sick of the admins, tired of people's rules and arrogant dickheads who think they have an ounce of authority on the internet, and I would most definitely like to continue my ragequit and die in the Black Lion Front
Jah Bless the BLF!
Jizzie I can guarantee free ganja for everyone that joins if you're still gonna do that 1 free kitty per new member deal.
Free kitties for new members!
"I am most definitely sick of the admins, tired of people's rules and arrogant dickheads who think they have an ounce of authority on the internet, and I would most definitely like to continue my ragequit and die in the Black Lion Front"
That's why we are back.
Jah bless you, Esteban. There would be no BLF if not for you.
But BLF wouldn't have quickly become the best party in eSA if not for you guys - it's presidents and its members that make South Africa great.
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Go screw yourself, spammer.
So wait...when we need to be united...you create another party further creating a division? Not only that, but the PPSA was PTOed. Shouldnt you instead be encouraging people to be moving to the parties we already have established outside of the Top 5 to try to kick them out? 😐
Lol!
This was expected. Yeah, we need to be united so everyone should have identical political opinions. Is that your point Seisan?
PTO attempts will happen no matter what we do. eSouth African history is clear evidence of that. We're doing our thing and we won't be bullied into conformity.
Thank you, Mr. Suave. Well said.
We can follow these unproven tactics of yours, Seisan, and force half the people to become drones, while the other half quit eR entirely in disgust. We'd rather keep what few good players we have left and maybe attract more who want to have fun without being pushed around. If we don't then so be it. We'll have a good time trying.
""eSA’s only two-termer, Jizzie McGuire? ""
You better add Myself, Ines and Sbosch to the list of two termers, although I think Ines did not run them in a row
Sorry about that. I must have missed that in the editing. Changing it!
LOL, but just to let you know. I have left the IA and have chosen BLF to be the place I will die. It was my first party ever - and it makes sense that it should be my last. So you will be stuck with my corpse on you members list for eternity 😛
Awesome, man! We'll just toss your lifeless carcass on top of Esteban's, Gregor's and Kiwi's corpses when you finally kick off. Then we'll torch your bloated bodies and have ourselves a massive funeral pyre!
No, I dont mean the same political ideals. If we wanted that, we would just have one party. I mean, we need to fight this PTO and put the COUNTRY FIRST! Parties mean jack shit if we dont have a country to run them in. If we get PTOed we'll see a repeat of what happened last time and eIndo and eBrazil will just waltz right in.
Yes, PTO attempts will happen, thats why we FIGHT them, rather than making it easier for the PTOers. If you want fun, thats fine. I just dont think you should throw the country out the window to try to stop people from leaving because of V2 and a bit of drama.
You've got that wrong Seisan, the country mean jack shit if we can't run parties in it.
It's a bit strong to equate the formation of the BLF with throwing eSouth Africa out the window.
This is exactly why people are leaving eSA and eR. It will be easy to PTO eSA in any case if there are few people left in it. The BLF and its members have done more for eSA than any other party in its history, so your accusations are unfounded and insulting.
I may not have been a BLF member, but I was always a supporter. I kinda like being in a smaller party, but my heart was behind the BLf and their ideals.
Especially this one!
I always felt your love, Zag. I'm glad that guys like you and N4ked Sn4ke (another guy who I considered an 'honorary' member) have decided to join us this time around. We probably won't be the superpower we once were, but maybe we'll have more fun... or not. We won't know if we don't try.
Did I mention this is a Sexy Article?
I don't think so.
Hey fuck-tards. Did you know this article is sexy?? Oh Rico said that
I just heard a rumor.. Kiwi´s comming back..
BLF, BLF, BLF!!! 😁
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I'm just glad to be able to shout for something that really means something. Irk. The first party I had ever joined (sic).
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