For current and ex-eMalaysians - Your eDato' Sri of eJohor Had Spoken

Day 1,499, 23:50 • Published in China China • by Atracurium
This article is intended for current and ex-eMalaysians only.


Alot doesn’t know. Yes, a lot doesn’t know.

I am still eDato' Sri Atracurium of eJohor. I have long received this prestigious title from eMalaysia Government for my outstanding contributions to eMalaysia by respective CPs of eMalaysia; Vikta, Nagyzee, SetsunaX and ww88, and that’s to name a few from the long list. My contributions are as vast as sea… and that’s too unlimited that we can associate it with a number. It’s way longer than toilet paper.

And a notice ....
I am seriously unhappy with your country status now. Do something, else I will discount my outstanding contributions from before by PTOing your country, money laundry your money away and devalue your ringgits (MYR) by the means of dumping my extra MYR $600,000 I have on hand.

And hereby I declare my NE war towards your current eTun (If you do not know who he is, go to facebook group and find out. If you do not know the group ask someone who know.). Rid of him, ekidnap, ekill, emurder, eassassinate whatever emethod just rid of him. There can only be ONE “eTun” and THAT IS ME and I DO NOT SHARE.

So all my Sayangs, Heel this. Mark my words. The words of Dato' Sri doesn’t come easy. Your Future Tun of eMalaysia had spoken.

TENTERA KU, HARI INI KITA BANTU PHP. APA YANG KORANG TUNGGU. Tidak ada kamu atau AKU. Hanya ada kita BERSAMA.

Signed,
Atracurium
Future eTun of eMalaysia