Flaco: An expose of the other Congressional candidates.
Day 641, 19:15
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Published in Singapore 
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by Flaco Jimenez
Caution: May contain satire. Failure to have a sense of humor while reading this can be dangerous.
Why should you cast your vote for Flaco?
Good question.
All the other candidates huff kittens.
The details of this horror can be found here
Seriously vote for whoever you like. Just vote! All the candidates are active enough to want to run and care enough about Singapore to try and help.
My platform is simple. Vote whats best for eSingapore, and don't screw anything up.
And remember voting gives you experience points and it gives you the right to complain when things go wrong!
Why should you cast your vote for Flaco?
Good question.
All the other candidates huff kittens.
The details of this horror can be found here
Seriously vote for whoever you like. Just vote! All the candidates are active enough to want to run and care enough about Singapore to try and help.
My platform is simple. Vote whats best for eSingapore, and don't screw anything up.
And remember voting gives you experience points and it gives you the right to complain when things go wrong!
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Wait that link literally says nothing.
Also I do not huff kittens. I let the other members of AoPS do that. Actually, we are really AoKH: Agency of Kitten Huffing.
Vote for Flaco.. srsly he rulez
rofl huff kittens hahahahahaha
Fixed the link. Mewto my sources tell me you are in fact the main kitten dealer for eSingapore.... 😉
OH SHOOT, EXPOSED!
lol nice one flaco
Clearly your sources are wrong. I work for a company that deals in moving tickets. If I was a kitten dealer, I would be working at a Q5 food company!
You're the best Mr. Jimenez. Good luck. 🙂
Although I abhor the kitten huffing practice, I would defend the rights of others to do so, as long as it doesn't hurt others or the kittens. kittens have right too?
Personally I wouldn't vote for a kitten huffer as it likely would interfere with their job as an elected official. You never know when one might get stuck, as I understand the practice this is a real possibility.
Long live Senor Flaco...
Zomg, but it was you who taught me how to do the kitten huffing =^(
The green party is against kitten huffing 😛