First Rule Is; No First Rule:

Day 2,452, 07:11 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati




Today is my eBirthday. I'm two years old. I've decided that it was time to write an origin story. I hope that you enjoy:






Origin of Tom Joad's Ghost:

(Deep in an artic glacier, where the master grows his clones, an insidious plot unfolds. One of the elders is giving a presentation to the Master and a crowd of onlookers.)


*The Creator* What is it that makes the ideal man; Is it strength or intelligence? Maybe it's Bravado. Perhaps it's something that is secreted from a gland?

(Two assistants roll a tarp off of a scaffold, revealing a large glass tub with several wire and hoses protruding.)

*The Creator* I have produced a new product line. It was designed in the likeness of His Holiness. No deviation was tolerated. It comes complete with, oral traditions. As well as documents declaring freedoms of state.

(Keeping in mind; I have only known sleep, until this point. While I had slept, they had kept my mind content and did what they would, with my flesh. Gasping for air, I arose from the tub.)


The Creator was strait to the point, "You will join the master and I, in a holy war, to rid the world of his enemies."

As I caught my breath, I was able to speak my first words, "Why are you doing this?"

The Creator didn't mess around, "If you aren't with me, you are against me. I'll export you off to the outmost reaches of space and sell you for all you're worth."

"I'll do as I'm told," I conceded.

The Master gave me the tools to despoil all that he ruled. I declared myself overlord.
But, I became despised by all of the other hordes. My proliferation was a threat to the established order. A five way war was waged. Millions were killed.
As the smoked settled over the burning corpses, it was revealed that the Eastern Horde, would reign supreme. After receiving various forms of torture, I was drown in a bucket of feces. As was their custom, they burned my remains.

Their reign would not be long. The Eastern Horde had lost too many. The void was soon filled by the more domineering forces. As their numbers swelled, they became the envy of the Western Hoard. And how dare they provoke the wrath of the Old Queen.

She tried enlisting her former allies. But, she only found support from those with whom she shared a bloodline. Minor skirmishes would ensue. But, self preservation would keep either side from becoming fully committed. Until, there were no riches or land left to gain.


The master called another meeting of the elders. I was reincarnated on August 7, 2012. Although, at the time, I had no memory of my past life.








As many of you already know, I'm running for the Socialist Freedom Party Presidency.
I've already begun to implement some of the initiatives that I had mentioned. Whether elected or not, I plan to follow through.

Lot's of members have been working on party infrastructure projects. I want to insure that the credit goes to where it is due. I've only made one proposal since joining the party. The rest of the time, I was only stating my opinion.
Thanks to J.A.Lake. He is leading our recruitment effort. He is also a beast at the media module.
Thanks to Jude Conners. He has been at the center of our domestic diplomatic effort. He helped me get into congress, for the first time.
Thanks to Pilot Phil. He has been doing some innovative work. His work ranges from creating activates to customizing communes.
Thanks to Captain Recks. He has been leading the international diplomatic effort. He is also responsible for our social welfare programs.
Thanks to Shiloh13 for his help in recruitment .
Thanks to Insane Kaleb for serving as the Bear Cavalry commander.
Thanks to Phoenix Quinn for sharing his talent with the Writers Guild.
Thanks to everyone that is serving on the revolutionary committee.










Tanks for Tots:

Here is what you need to qualify for 5 q7 Tanks;

#1. You must be level 34, or under.

#2. Your top damage, in a campaign, must be for the eU.S.

#3. Introduce yourself in the comments box. If you qualify, tanks will arrive shortly.



Government Cheese:


Here is what you will need to qualify for 500 health units; (Food quality may vary.)

#1.You need to be level 34 or under.

#2. You must be an eU.S. citizen.

#3. Introduce yourself, in the comments box. If you qualify, the food will arrive shortly.


(Programs are supported by private contributions.)








Hello Aliens:

We've got great deals on lots of quality stock, here. They are ready for abduction, insemination and hybridization.




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Militia
Forum
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IRC; at #socialistfreedomparty









Letter from a congressman:


Hello again;

It's been close to two weeks since I wrote you. You are probably starting to wonder where I am.
Honestly, there hasn't been much to report. Only three discussions have taken place. (If you don't count the budget approvals) Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. The forum is not a friendly place and I'm a bit of an outcast, anyways. I've seen people get into Congress, after playing for 5 days. It took me 23 months and I still feel like an outsider, looking in.
The Party was able to get two members into congress, this month. It was good for morale. But. it didn't change anything. I'm not sure what would. Hopefully, someone else can figure it out. I won't be running again.
well, I was just writing to let you know that I'm alright. I'll be back on the 23rd.

Your Bud; GotJ









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