First Presidential Address

Day 1,021, 22:11 • Published in Canada Canada • by Kazuo Leblanc

My Fellow Canadians

I am honored to serve as your current President. As the "only MOAR WAR candidate," I feel very accomplished in saying MOAR WAR as many times as possible. MOAR WAR

To inaugurate my presidency, I will first not publish this in French. I don't speak French, and it sounds like a lot of work to have to rewrite this thing in a foreign language. If you wanna speak French, go to Frenchia,

You may have noticed that as the MOAR WAR president, I haven't acacia'd the button yet Why is that, you may ask? Well, I'm waiting until I am good and ready. Someone dropped my notecards and got them all out of order, so I'll need a couple of minutes to sort all that out. MOAR WAR;

Starting soon, though, we will stomp the United Faildom even deeper into the ground than we did last time, mainly because it's cheap because the war is still open, Then we will do it again. We might throw France in the mix a couple of times just for good measure - that'll teach them to talk funny. MOAR WAR I think the world will see just how strong we are as we stomp on the Faildom over and over and over again, proving how awesome we are at beating up the lamest country in the game

MOAR WAR. Im also starting my program to get people More involved….Yeah. "Free" Guns for everyone for MOAR WAR. Once i get around to "acacia'ing the button" I know that people will just show up and everything will be ok,

Oh yes, and Closed Economy. Stop buying foreign things, the MOAR WAR needs your Gold. That being said, if prices become stupidly expensive and I sense gouging in the market I am willing to lay the smack down on the import taxes to correct things SLIGHTLY

Go with Snuggie

Snuggie Tahmasee
5 Time Congressman
3 Time Party President
CP - September 2010

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