First article ever

Day 2,239, 07:00 Published in Belgium Chile by Lorgroth

Dear readers

Yes, you read that correctly, this is indeed my very first article ever. I hesitated a long time before I started my own newspaper, but I finally deceided to pay the 2 gold. Yes, I am a cheapgoat.

Also, I thought it would be time for a newspaper, as I am joining politics next term. I declined the position that Valeyard offered me, but he put it down there anyway. Beaver did actually did the same to me, so it wouldn't have mattered who would win the election.
But we all know already why there was only 1 candidate last month, and the beaver invasion that followed afterwards.

All that I have left to say at this point is: Live long and stoned.