Finnish dictatorship - Who is WP attak ?

Day 1,993, 10:02 • Published in Finland Finland • by IsoMasa


The rotten remains of democracy keeps infesting the eRepublik's political system. Today there was once again elections in eFinland and looks like eFinland has chosen with a landslide dictator WP attak to rule over this harsh land.


This is a picture of young, athletic, handsome and 100% aryan WP attak. In real life he works as part-time porn star and researcher for fusion power. He has won the finnish strongmen competition 7 times.

The opposition of dictator and his party (korppipuolue/Crow party) consists elite players who are "liberal" and belong mostly to Mossad MU. Mossad is a mercenary MU that sells damage to other countries with high prize. They really like their money *cough cough*. They are stronly opposed to in-game communication and believe in IRC and forums are only proper channels to control eFinland. Our despotic dictator has ruled completely differently and made most of conversations open and in-game, so the typical players who click this game couple of minutes per day while cooking their dinner, knows more and more about their lords. There is more democracy than ever in eFinland.



Looks like elite is once again clueless why they lost the elections. They bought votes for their presidental candidate's articles, so they would be most popular articles in eFinland's front page. They removed the mossad logo from his profile and started the sweet talk.


What could go wrong ?

Two main reasons for WP attak's victory:

-He lifted the salaries with his own crow party factories that made the salary rise from 6fim to 11fim. This was a huge treat for newbies like me who don't have any wealth.

-He took control of eGovs old orgs with huge factories and started EQUAL in-game weapon&food share for ALL eFinland players. This made the elite very mad, since only IRC players should get the taxpayers treats for themselves.


Thanks to WP attak even Putin can afford to fight and play for eFinland

Mossad and the parties they have bought for themselves don't offer any solidarity or freedom for finnish people. They don't want any new players to mess with their own little tea party. They have stolen from the government too many times (literally) so that the older players can't forgive their past sins to them. Why would any new player come to play this boring game if there is no PATRIOTISM or plans bigger than him that he can contribute. If somebody plays multiplayer game in their free time. It means that they want to work together with other people.

We saw how they were first to rise prices during last missions. They really should take their mossad logos off, so they could stand a chance.

Oh, did I forgot to mention that WP attak isn't autistic like most elite players ? He doesn't watch anime or my little ponies. This makes the elite players really, really mad.