Finlands Winterschedule
Alecian
As I just heard a PEACE member saying that the cold is making Finland shrink I decided to post this... Some of you might have already heard it, if you haven't; enjoy!
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".
-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
All atom-based movent halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
Comments
lol v 🙂
"Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest."
We have done that already 😃
Indeed, with an awesome song too 🙂 hard rock \o/
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Broriffic article, bro!
Solklar vote! 😃
Haha! Nice one! 😃
Voted!
Lol v+s 😃!!!!!
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😃 nice
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Special! 😃
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That's always funny! Thank you for sharing it 😃 V&S o/
You make my day! Thanks!
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I've heard this one before, its great 😛
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Love it, laughed out loud.
Voted and subscribed.
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+20°C you are feel dizzy
+30°C you are sweat like a river
There is one mistake,
"-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter."
The BBQ-season never ends
nope, we don't have that high temperatures here (=
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Voted 😃
Made up my day 😁
haha 😃
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awesome
Lol
+80°C Finns complain how cold it is in the sauna
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LMAO
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AHahahah 😃😃:😃 Voted!
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Funny as frozen hell 🙂
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sorry but or -273 degrees C is the absolute zero 😃
and i thought finland gets warmer during summers 😃 atleast when i visited it was 25+ for sure 😃
but nice article 😛 v
In +20-30 we actually say: "This is a fucking cold sauna!"
And yeah this is truth behind Finns!
lol, i think it doesn't get THAT cold at Finland anymore 😁
Nice..
Dassboken!