Filigree Pavements - CASE#: XY-ZJMG-brb-7821 – Q2IY -_-\'

Day 1,300, 01:52 • Published in Bosnia and Herzegovina Bosnia and Herzegovina • by ClioPilot
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Ministarstvo Sigurnosti
Odijel za međunarodni kriminal
Kancelarija za borbu protiv Pedofilije

Slucaj: XY-ZJMG-brb-7821 – Q2IY 😑'

Klasifikacija: URGENTNO!!!

Obavjestavamo da prema podacima nasih agenata na prostoru eBiH, kao i ostatka eSvijeta ordinira oragnizirana grupa pedofila!!! Ova grupa nanosi veliko zlo djeci eSvijeta. Grupu vodi covjek nepoznatog imena, grckog porijekla. Clanovi grupe zavode djecu, iskoristavaju je i sve je to praceno psihickom torturom

- Opis osumjnjicene osobe: Sijeda kosa, sjeda brada, pomalo glup izraz lica.
- Nacin rada: Zrtve mami cokoladicama, koje predstavljaju svojevrstan potpis njegovog zlocina
- Broj zrtava: cca 300 000



Upozoravaju se sve sigurnosne sluzbe da protiv osumnjicene osobe postoje cvrsti dokazi, svaka informacija koja dovede do njegovog hapsenja je dragocijena. Hapsenje ovog covjeka ucinit ce esvijet sigurnijim.
Osumjnjiceni je jako opasan, i stalno mijenja mjesto boravka. Ako ga snage sigurnosti primjete sugeriramo maksimalni oprez.


Ovaj clanak je sala, nije mu najmera da uvrijedi bilo koga.

[En]

Department of Security
International Crime Section
Anti-Pedophilia Office

CASE#: XY-ZJMG-brb-7821 – Q2IY 😑\'

Classification: URGENT!

Hereby we announce that according to our agents, an organized group of pedophiles operates on the territory of eBiH, and the entire eWorld as well. This group does many ill-doings to children all across the eWorld. This group is led by a man of currently unknown identity. However, we know that he is of Greek descent. The members of the group seduce children, and then abuse them physically, and it is all followed by mental torture.

-Suspect's Description: gray beard, gray hair, a somewhat dumb facial expression.
-Metho😛 lures the victims with candy-bars, which represent the signature of his crime
-Number of victims: cca 300 000



All security staff are warned that there are firm pieces of evidence. Every information that leads to his eventual arrest is extremely valuable. Incarceration of this person will make the entire eWorld a much safer place.
The suspect is very dangerous, and he changes the location of his whereabouts frequently. We suggest extreme caution in case he is sighted.


This article is a joke, and is not meant to offend anyone.


The redaction [ClioPilot, Jovan Tekelija - english translation]