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Fellow Floridians

Day 1,220, 22:50 by Henry Pfeiffer Arundel

It's Congressional election time, and I'm running to represent Florida. If you live here, DO NOT VOTE FOR ME.

That's right folks. I don't want your votes. You smell. You're ugly. You probably don't brush your teeth.

I want you out of Florida so badly, that if you PM me, I'll send you the ticket to get out of here for good. I'll even give you a suggestion of where to move. I'll help you find a struggling congressional candidate who needs your dirty, smelly, votes.

I might even chuck some food in too. For the wellness it takes to move.

If you're in a political party, ask your party president where to vote, or join #ato on the rizon server.

http://wbe03.mibbit.com/?settings=52185d7315bc362b2ccd347381a0e51f&server=irc.rizon.net&channel=%23ato&Nick=NAMEGOESHERE

So if you live in Florida,

 

Comments

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 1,220, 22:50

GTFO FLORIDA

Hekter
Hekter Day 1,220, 22:54

Seriously you old fogies. Reeks of prunes up in there.

system 31
system 31 Day 1,220, 22:57

You need a ticket too.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 1,220, 22:58

I have one, this is just my default til near the end, when I snipe.

pew pew

Civil  Anarchy
Civil Anarchy Day 1,220, 23:01

GTFO

RaccoonGoon
RaccoonGoon Day 1,220, 23:05

GTFO of Florida people. The rest of the country is pretty nice.

system 31
system 31 Day 1,220, 23:06

Too funny

TemujinBC
TemujinBC Day 1,220, 23:34

Seriously you old fogies. Reeks of prunes up in there.

x2

Lysander Spooner II
Lysander Spooner II Day 1,220, 23:57

And don't move to Kansas or California, either!

Citizen 6
Citizen 6 Day 1,221, 00:41

dis funnney.

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,221, 02:34

Flipper needs more space!

Coyote99
Coyote99 Day 1,221, 06:40

.....youre far too good at being a total jerk off..

John Marsten
John Marsten Day 1,221, 09:53

Voted for the LOL factor move to Louisianna I hear they have a nice candidate named Marsten

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 1,221, 10:01

Louisiana is my old Congressional seat. So, don't screw it up.

Kyle321n
Kyle321n Day 1,221, 10:52

Florida sucks. It's one of the reasons why I haven't lived there in nearly a year.

Alex Ward
Alex Ward Day 1,221, 13:51

I'll always be in Florida. Make the world waste gold whenever it attacks our East Coast. Hoooray for this game punishing countries for being the aggressors!

jerseygirldani
jerseygirldani Day 1,221, 16:16

Crazy things are always happening in Florida.

Alazarx
Alazarx Day 1,228, 17:42

ill stay thanks...

 
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