Features and Hungary.

Day 805, 02:01 • Published in Romania Romania • by Boss Da Boss


Hello everyone and welcome to the NO#1 Propaganda newspaper in eRepublik !


Unfortunately a lot of players unsubscribed from my newspaper because of my latest article, rest assured everyone, i am on nobodies side but my own. My last article encouraged our president to take action against EDEN management, offering support and it also attracted the attention of the whole eRepublik world towards Romania.

My past article actually ensured that Romania will never leave EDEN and that other commanding officers within EDEN will consider Romanian goals a priority within the near future. If they fail to do so, well we still have the option to change sides if we get ignored, but i believe we won't get to that and that EDEN has learned a valuable lesson, so a big Hooray for me and our president 🙂) for enforcing Romanian position on the international stage.

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Now back to matters which concern us: FEATURES!


Dear brothers, sisters and fellow cats, good news for all of us, eRepublik is no longer a place filled with bugs, lag, multi accounters and bug abusers. eRepublik is the most reliable game developed on the Internet and it is also the best game developed by Romania.

eRepublik amazes us that it has finally managed to make a game enjoyable by only clicking "refresh" or "F5", and it's the only game which a headless chicken has become it's trademark, a headless chicken is far more original then the previous eRepublik Logo, for this we must congratulate everyone involved in designing the headless chickens with which we share so many tears of joy in every minute of our eLife.

Proof is that the last 2 weeks were the best days of eRepublik, we had to experience extreme joy by clicking Refresh every few seconds in order to reach the Heal button on the Hospital, this surely made a lot of players happy and commited to playing eRepublik for a very long time ! But our NEW features don't stop here! Yesterday almost the whole day, administration has worked really hard to give us another perfect feature !

They tested how would eRepublik run without any hospitals, yesterday players were extremely happy to see that without hospitals, eRepublik is a much better place for everyone! Hospitals will become a thing of the past soon as the amount of content players and positive feedback on yesterday's test is overwhelming, it has been decided by the players that they don't really need hospitals to play the game and that it's effect is bad for the game experience of eRepublik, fighting only once a day is what we needed. eRepublik is a game which occupies a lot of our time and gametime reduction is what everyone has been asking for, so think of how much time you will be saving with the latest features of the past week trying to get to the war page only once instead of 5 or more times!

Yes eRepublik is the perfect game, soon they will introduce the F5 skill, every one thousand F5's will raise your F5 skill and your battle aircraft will be upgraded. For every F5 level, you will receive a daily free life in a Tetris game and for every battle aircraft upgrade, you will get to test your typing skills by encountering the captcha game even more often! We all love hitting F5, but let's not forget about the captcha game which is testing out our human capabilities daily, all we really want is to be able to play the captcha game every page we go too!

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And the 2nd issue i would like to adress is: HUNGARY!


Our bestest friends in Hungary are very happy, they have the highest average strength level within the New World! Isn't this trully amazing?! These guys have a country-wide 5.75 average strength! Proof of that is their current job market for manufacturers:

Skill 7 : 11 HUF
Skill 6 : 7.35 HUF
Skill 5 : 6 HUF
Skill 2 : 2.72 HUF
Skill 1 : Nobody needs skill 1
Skill 0 : 2.45 HUF

These guys love Lana so much that they commited economic suicide! They spent every bit of HUF they had on paying for Lana's services and now they are paying the consequances! Their salaries already dropped from 20 -25 HUF/day to 11 HUF in the past month, and this is just because every one of these players, instead of buying weapons and fighting for Hungary, they choose to pay for Lana's services.

That's why Hungary is unable to pool those massive damage numbers they used to pool several months ago. With 11 HUF/day Hungarian economy is lagging, their only help is Hello Kitty region which also faces sallary reductions but at a slower rate.

Manufacturers won't be able to pay for Lana now as often as they used to, but that won't stop them! Hungarians are encouraged by their government to use Lana every day, this will ensure the supremacy of the Hungarians and will leave Hungary as a country which loves to hit walls with their fists!

Making the New World a better place for everyone to live in, less guns, more love! Imagine, if Hungarian players can't afford weapons because they spend every HUF they have on Lana, then they will be weak in wars, weak in battles and finally Hungary will revert to the peaceful nation which it once was.

Hungary will lose Hello Kitty. Once UK is erased off the map, Romania with the full support of EDEN will march towards Hello Kitty, striking the last and final blow to the Hungarian empire, which will bring Hungary back to it's original regions and at the very moment they will become the peaceful nation they always dreamed of becoming, they will keep enjoying Lana's services a lot more rather then offering a challenge to it's enemies from now on.

Hungary thank you for your wreckless economy, it will help us in taking Hello Kitty from you, as soon as the brits fall you will become our next target!


Long Live Hungary back to it's original regions!



Regards,
Crazy Man.