Fastest Gun in the West
Day 2,757, 04:32
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by Mr Woldy
Citizens!
I haven't said much recently, opting for total impartiality whilst taking on the position of Constitutional Dictator of the eUK.
However I wanted to celebrate something of an achievement with you; as you would have seen Argentina has invaded Belgium in order to border and attack the UK.
Once the Flanders battle ended, their plan was the NE us from their new border. As our NE would close after losing the BE border, we too had the opportunity to set Argentina as our own NE.
Whoever sets the NE first gets the initiative in the battle - seeing as Argies want to attack us on the anniversary of the Falklands war, the Government identified the opportunity presented to us to delay that attack and so provide both strategic and gloating advantages...
Credit to the eArg Dictator, he was fast.
But not fast enough!
Thanks for reading,
Mr Woldy.
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Since being appointed King of the eUK I've ran a few charity schemes to encourage newer players to get involved. Feel free to message me for some free stuff if you are level 1-25 and meet any of the following criteria:
Woldy's Urban Achievers - Food and guns rewarded for: Publishing an article; being elected into any position; being awarded any medal; posting on forums.
Royal Writers: 150 GBP for publishing an article and an extra 300 GBP for any article you write that reaches the top 5.
And now - Woldy's Warriors: Start up kit of Guns and food for anyone who feels like they don't pack a big enough punch.
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So all we need ta do is kick the Argies outta Ned Flander's an we're good gud 2 go
Should be moderately difficult but meh x_X
Ned Flanders needs help once more 😶
bonerrrrr
You press my buttons just right. 😉
Anything for you Mr President sir
You touch my tra la la
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WOLDY WON THE RACE!!!
I wouldn't get too gloaty.... there is still time for Plato and the Four Riders of the Headless Chickens to intervene...
That's true. Fingers crossed
Votado (in honor of Argies)
Woldy was the fastest in his time, he must've been, he's the only one left.
My ta😜ayer funded mobility scooter makes sure of that
LAS MALVINAS LAS MALVINAS LAS MALVINAS LAS MALVINAS LAS MALVINAS
[argentina's incoming]
what's a 'Las Malvinas'?
Idk. they keep shouting Las Malvinas to us.
I googled it. It's a mysterious island that they think they own. Sounds a bit like the Falklands Islands but it can't be because that's called the Falkland Islands
Why do I feel so proud of you?!
well done
Falklands > Malvines
Horice 🙂
What's the west? Wales?
Wrong country.
Are you making fun of my Welsh Heritage
Let us send them Argies packing
Good job on that!
Whippin' it.
Well done Woldy.
There is nothing better to deal with a hostile power than advanced knowledge of how the game works combined with real time button pressing capability
Bearing in mind the relative strengths of our two Nations, we are still going to have to battle hard and get help from our faithful allies if we are going to repel this uninvited incursion.
Let's all stock up with weapons and stand by for a spirited fight!
well done dude
Long live our lovely dictator !