Farewell :)

Day 2,135, 08:18 • Published in Pakistan Serbia • by Nyx Lynx
Hello my lovely ereptilians,

Usually when I quit I do so quietly and as unobtrusively as possible. I suck at farewells and things of that sort. I quit like 2-3 weeks ago I guess, and it’s so hard to login and write an article after you have quit lol



But, I want to say proper goodbyes to all of you all around the world as you have been very friendly and nice to me. Sorry if I haven’t replied to some of your messages.

I login today and find out that I have been nominated for Most influential in Media 😛 hehe some nomination that since I already quit? But yeah if you want to vote and troll just for the heck of it, do so. Like all great people in the real world, I would probably be awarded something after I’m e-dead too lol (That should get me some sympathy votes eh?)

Vote here:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/voting-now-open-for-erepublik-rsquo-s-most-influential-citizen-competition--2321706/1/20

Copy+paste the following in the comments of the above article:

Most influential in the media - Nyx Lynx

Back to my stories, Erep has great people and some strange ones. So let me do some negative eccentric rant to balance out the cloying parts that would otherwise leave you with cavities.
MY SO-CALLED FRRIEANDZZ 🙂

Elsewhere, some pretend-friends of mine tried hard to make me quit 2-3 months ago because I didn’t play for their team.

Just because a bunch of no-lifers ganged up on you and blamed you for the sh1t they created, you have to succumb to their levels of mediocrity?



For the road you have chosen, at the height of your career you will be a fantastic Judas, Brutus or Cassius. Salut o7

Justifying personal actions using labels like “Nationalism and Racism”:

The whole “nationalism/racism” crap is just a sorry excuse. Lots of them on erep use this. Regardless of the denial and delusion, the fact is, in here, the only nation you are helping is Romania because Plato needs to pay RL taxes.

It is sad that people choose to abandon logic and live in their self-imposed exile of oblivion and become prey to conventional indoctrination.

How is all this jingoistic crap even relevant to me?

You humans belong to the same species and Earth is your home. You don’t destroy your own home retards!
My e-ENEMIEZZZ: 😉



Elsewhere there are these egomaniacs, credit-hogging, limelight stealing, multi-kings and queens with shallow personalities calling me a lot of amusing things behind my back like, “traitor, betrayer, backstabber, double-crosser, pawn, Serbian PTO’er, Romanian admin, manipulative Brit, witch, b1tch, alliance breaker etc”

Shut The Fu(k Up café! If I wanted to manipulate you, you wouldn’t know manipulation if it raped you in the face 😃

Reams of utter drivel against me and my friend, vomited in their private threads purportedly debunking our “master plans” lol. Yeah I have read all those. I was privy to COT and TWO logs, you think I can’t get a hold of your tripe shyte?

The funny thing is, I would have done nothing bad but after I see these things reported to me ad verbatim; I have to get some amusement because butthurt is very strong with them game-obsessed people ;P
But it’s like dropping a nuke on an ant. Wastes my time and I don’t enjoy revenge. Also there are lots of them I really like on your side, so that collateral damage is unacceptable to me.

Don’t blame me for your failures. The truth is, if you had half the brain of a lobotomized rat you would have figured out a way to crawl out of the hole you dug yourself into.

Feel free to denigrate me all you like if it makes you feel better about yourself but the fact still remains that I am wayyy cooler than you pisswads ; )

MY REAL FRIENDS AND e-PAKISTAN 🙂

ePakistan:



I have enormous respect for Jakal for his contribution to ePakistan. I also thank him for his brotherly support and trust. Regardless of what jealous d0uchebags say, he is a terrific erep player. Rather than envying him, you should be proud that he is in your team.

My special love to everyone in my efamily. You are all my precious little cute ePets –nuzzle nuzzle- 😁

Now I heard some distressing news about my favorite ebro Muz getting verbally abused by the clown gang. Muz don’t get disheartened, these river-criers fail at trolling and end up trolling themselves like,

Faris making public proclamations of his gay fantasies as Arfan rightly points out. Gutsy way to come out of one’s closet though! Rafay talking about some Tranny immune system? Lol WTF was that dawg? Totally made no sense. This is why wise people on the internet say, “Never go full retard.”

My love to all my friends in ePakistan. I am not going to mention names cos it’s going to end up being a lonnggggg list. Thank you for your friendship.



I have also learnt so much about your culture, language etc (alan, meherbani, shukran, zakat, azeem, Ramadan Mubarak, kayr Mubarak, eidi, in shaa allah, tabrook) Wait I know more! If I weren't so humble I would have told you that I am awesome at learning languages : P Thank you for teaching me all that : )

Shin Gouki will say that I'm being fake-nice again haha. But he knows that I sincerely mean it and that I love you all more than him hehe. Naww he loves you all too 😁

In all my erep life, I have played in 6 countries and ePakistan will always be my eHome and by far the best. There is so much love here and I loved being a part of it.

About my gold, I wish I could give all of you loads of gold but there are thousands of you lovely ereptiles and hence makes it impossible. So let us just say that they will be used in a way that is most optimal for ePakistan.

MY FRIENDS ALL OVER THE WORLD:

For the most part, to me erep really is laughin around talking about things like Shoi the cat’s harem, provato’s sloth, Rauf being kidnapped by turks, Bia and Dogpyle’s lusty affair, Hugh and Claire getting back together, Cotarius and Maryam’s genuine love, the wonderful Pato_Ar, 98’s libby the goat, Ovalni Chmar’s creepy baby schemes, Norbengo’s retorts, Yannis and her pulling my leg, Ernest blushing, New Faustian Man’s thoughts, binary code 010101 and serbi hooligan’s inside jokes, kitty-squabbles with Johann for BH, Giorgios Zaikos’ polandballs that make me go awww, how Anthrax ab nazi is hiding as Xanthar Zaiban, Johnny Cache’s witty musings, the cool Chopp the bot, Colin Lantrip so off tea? DMV3’s unquenching thirst for blood, Hello kitty’s dodgy questions, Eleyna’s cat, EVERYONE in defactor’s troll thread, Mixail going love love love, Icetek’s petitions, cheerleading Max McFarland and Jakal owning the missions, Passos Coelho’s geniality, uncertain and me faking envy, Geav’s polish-ed plans, spamming Paul Proteus, Publius' trouble plans for me, Beaver’s Belgium, Paul’s Romania, tototwalker’s finance advice, Pfeiffer, Iain, Bigant, Zaphod, Cyg and all the witty and philosophical Immaneul Kunts of IRC lol, Heart Stealer’s hilarious rants , mhifzan the retard boy, Berserk and Arfan’s pranks, Sparky and I torturing Muz, Sparky’s great contests, pulling Berserk’s leg, Strywgr’s hilarious cons (much respect to Stry), Uzair being a lovely kid, cute and righteous Cluster Storms, Caliph’s diligence, admiring St0l3n’s flag pins, badass Dioists, friendly Iranians, all the BH alert clickers and commenters, and ofcourse me and Shin Gouki (my personal troll lol ❤).

I know my memory is good but Gosh! I know I am missing thousands. Don’t be mad at me, you know I love you all.

DMV3, sorry we couldn’t do that article. You are a total rockstar! And I apologize to all those who requested me to do a BH guide. I know I promised but : P Grrrrr ok let me see ifffff I can write one when I get the time and motivation for it. Somewhere in 20 years : P

Good luck and positive energy to you all in RL. Stretch your limits. Be creative. Think about progress. Be strong. Help each other. Be free and be happy. Have fun. Thank you for the laughs and good times.




Hugs, kisses and lots of love,

Nyx Lynx ❤
(Stay awesome)

I think my article kinda sucks lol I'm a bit rusty and daft today but wth right? \ 🙂 /