Failmania

Day 1,795, 08:26 • Published in USA USA • by Bucephalus92

Greetings Bros,




So anyone who has looked at the map recently can see that there are a few countries hanging out where you wouldn't normally see them.

First we have Croatia



Croatia has successfully migrated to occupy most of India, as well as parts of Thailand and Malaysia. This move has gone very well for the Croatians giving them a fairly stable 6/10 bonus as opposed to the 3/10 they had in their original homeland. Not only have they maintained this new territory but they have also recaptured their original homeland.



Croatia managed this by choosing to occupy countries that are much weaker than itself, with the total populations of India, Thailand, and Malaysia being 1603 compared to Croatia's 4045.

Another country that has successfully left its homeland to found safer and more productive colonies is Chile.



Chile also had the brainpower to pick a country VASTLY weaker than it self by conquering Australia, whose total population is 962 while Chile's is a whopping 13,128. The reason Chile left South America was to avoid endless wars with their neighboring rival of Argentina and with New Zealand to their east to at the very least slow the Argentinians down Chile looks to be fairly secure in their new homeland. Argentina did make one attempt to reach Chile in Australia however while they easily conquered New Zealand it seems that the combination of Chilean and New Zealand resistance wars on top of trying to free Australia was too much for them and they quickly returned to South America.


So now we get to the reason this article is called Failmania, you see Romania also tried to be cool and get themselves a new homeland with their friends the Croatians.



But what the Romanians seemingly forgot when they did this is that Indonesia isn't just some backwater ecountry that will let itself be walked all over.



While they may not be the huge superpower they were in the days of V1 Indonesia is still one of the most populated countries in erep, and it has some of the proudest warriors.

Here is an excerpt from a newly released article by the Indonesian president.



I am personally unaware of Indonesians having a sense of humour so I assume this isn't trolling 😉

And just so you know Candor doesnt have a monopoly on great ass pics 😉