Extreme First Edtion

Day 1,310, 18:15 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Adam Susan


Hail fellow Briton

Welcome to the first edition of The British Extremist or TBE for short. Even though we are here to fight for YOUR rights and YOUR beliefs our 'Government' may not see it that way, so prepare for our true opinions to be censored and silenced in the near future, for which we apologize in their name sincerely.


The Ireland rebellion

So the Irish are still trying to 'take back' their own land. But why? Such a easy and swift conquest in the first place should be an indication that they can't look after themselves in the first place. Bloody pull yourself together and join our great kingdom, great in terms of its people anyway.


The many riot vans needed to cut out the youth resistance.


Many rioters are ordinary working class men.


A lost Government

Our 'Government's' lackluster assault on Belgium continues. Why expand our borders with such force onto mainland Europe when that budget could easily go towards raising the minimum wage and improving life for all the real citizens in the real world? We have the liberty to live on a island, why push into borders which are harder to protect and will cost more to defend? Our island could be a fortress, to which nobody could enter.



Belgium's capital, hopefully it will stay that way.


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