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Experience Level Breakfast Club

Day 5,690, 03:53 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Wilhem Klink

Proper mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

Dear eCanada,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole 21 weeks in an Experience Level Race for whatever it is we bet, but we think its crazy making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a dino lover, an sitcom character, a congress member, a provocateur, a writer of silly posts. Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours, The ~~Breakfast~~ Experience Level Race Club.

Two race fans are engaged in an Experience Level Race :
TemujinBC - has detention for the next six Saturdays
Wilhem Klink - messes with bulls, manages to NOT get horns

The winner is the first to add 100 experience levels to their profile. Said winner gets to lord it over the loser, confident and smug in their superiority as evidenced in a dizzyingly pointless 15-year old browser-based game that has trouble getting past its Cloudfare login.

And loser has to donate ~~100,000~~ 200,000cc for enhanced payouts to the Hot Air Program (a program the entirety of eCanada loves - I mean every single True Canadian, patriots and heroes all) even the ones in detention.

The Starting point of this historic epic

Where the players stand after 20 long weeks

The Big chart

Five each, the lead remains 17

A running graph

Lastly, levels per week

Mood check: Tie!

Really for no good reason

The end is nigh

Sic transit gloria mundi

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Comments

Wilhem Klink Day 5,690, 03:59

Unless Tem can pull 19 levels outta his butt in the next three days, this will wrap by Thursday and this is probably the last article about it.

Majial Day 5,690, 05:59

It's amazing what he can pull out of there though.

BettyNT Day 5,690, 06:12

From week 13 on, this was a pretty close race.

TemujinBC Day 5,690, 07:09

Yep, I never was able to make up the ground. Oh well.

TemujinBC Day 5,690, 07:10

It's nice that I'm recognized as the True Founder of The Crimson Order.

Being shown this respect makes the sting of defeat disappear, in fact it's an honour to come in second place to such a fine EXP racer.

Smee De Elite Day 5,690, 22:01

FAKE NEWS AND LIBERAL LEFT PROPAGANDA.

Georgelakeland Day 5,692, 12:41

voted

Rolo Tahmasee Day 5,692, 23:15

Yawn

Imagine this being the highlight of your game play

Rylde Day 5,694, 14:58

I know right and they stand around wondering why everyone is dying off. Line up and collect your HAP welfare cheque and watch the 2 old tortoises race.

Wilhem Klink Day 5,694, 18:42

The jealousy is so palpable.
I have an idea, why don't you two numbnuts post the same thing over and over in the country feed? Won't that be entertaining.

No wait, i meant incredibly boring, sorry.

Wilhem Klink Day 5,694, 10:27

And we're officially done

https://i.postimg.cc/zBB53Mh2/w21Final.png

Wilhem Klink Day 5,694, 10:28

Tip of the hat to Tem, it was fun.

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