Exclusive news from Sofia

Day 1,880, 16:54 • Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria • by Vesko Petkov

The journalists from "Petkov's Magazine" reported me some exclusive news from the government in Sofia.
It seems that the government decided to close the hunting season for turkeys, because of this:

As u see the turkey is ready to be eaten. There are more turkeys like this so the government decided to STOP THE HUNTING SEASON TILL STOCKS RUN OUT.

Stop the hunting, Keep your weapons!
Also our journalists reported the goals of the government. I am good guy so I'll show u the goals:

Keep your weapons for the pharaohs.
But, our most important goal at the moment is to find a way to bring this in Bulgarian hands:

Because every dead turkey worth to be eaten with some of those.
All yours,
Vesko Petkov,
Petkov"s Magazine BOSS