Examining the PP Elections

Day 1,671, 09:53 Published in USA USA by Jefferson Lincoln

Happy Father’s Day my fellow Americans. We’ve once again experienced party presidential elections and I’m here to discuss the results of the contests. This month saw a number of competitive races which will shape our congressional and presidential contests in the upcoming weeks. Let’s start from top to bottom:


Our wonderful overlords experienced dissent within the machine

United States Workers Party
The largest and most influential party in the nation, the USWP, held an election primarily between Alexander_Auctoritas and MT2x. Alex won with 38.7% of the vote compared to 28.87% for MT2x. The next highest on the ballot was FDRessurection with only 6.75% of the total vote. This election was different due to an apparent PTO attempt by MT2x who’s paper is primarily written in the Turkish language.

I’ve been gone for a while and I don’t closely follow USWP politics but Alex is an extremely popular and influential American while I’ve never even heard of MT2x. If my observation is wrong please let me know but until then I’m going to assume the USWP successfully defended an international PTO against them.


Why is the military so powerful? Because they have guns my friend.

American Military Party
The AMP currently hosts our Country President Israel Stevens and is now solidly in #2 in membership with 755 members as of today. This was an intriguing election mostly because neither major candidate wrote a campaign article. John Killah edged out incumbent party president Haliman 128 votes to 98 votes. Interestingly our previously mentioned US President Stevens came in third place with 42 votes.

Haliman has lead the AMP for the past two months and now Mr. Killah will get his own place at the party throne. Again this election is odd because both Haliman and John have written campaign articles in recent elections. Although I did read that both Haliman and Stevens somehow ended up on the ballot even though they didn’t want to be president. It’s funny how that works out.


What has happened to the Libertarian/Marijuana/Republican Liberty Caucus?

Republican Liberty Caucus
By far the most controversial election this month was the intraparty match between Dutch Marley and Dennis McVicker in the newly renamed Republican Liberty Caucus. Both candidates mudslinged each other with Marley and allies accusing McVicker and the Federalists for trying to PTO the party and McVicker criticizing Marley for his endorsements by General Cartman Lee and chickensguys.

McVicker has already declared his candidacy for the next party presidential election and has attempted to organize ATO efforts against potential rogue candidates in the upcoming Congressionals. Likewise chickensguys has already declared his candidacy for party president. It will be interesting to watch this party as both candidates pledged to consider a potential name change for the party. Plus it is highly populated with the third largest number of members in the United States.


Have the Feds shot themselves in the foot?

Federalist Party
The Feds had a highly uneventful election with twisted-pixel taking over 66% of the total to runner up killer9087 whose candidacy only garnered 6% of the vote. While the Feds had a safe election this time around, they did create some controversy by supporting the candidacy of Dennis McVicker in the RLC election. As of last night #fedpartychat still had a greeting in support of McVicker’s campaign.

In my personal opinion I must state that I am not a huge fan of other parties influencing the party presidential elections. Many could perceive it as a PTO and while I don’t believe many Feds participated in the RLC election, it still puts a bad taste in mouth.

It’s not easy learning a new culture

South Carolina (iNCI)
Lastly the iNCI experienced a pretty boring election with Kemal taking 139 votes to Burakska’s measly 21. This doesn’t surprise me as Kemal has won every election since March and seems to have a great deal of influence within the party. With the rise of the RLC iNCI has slid to 5th place overall and it appears that they are losing power as the days wear on. Honestly I’m surprised that they’ve stayed together in the United States as long as they have.

As always your friend,