Everyone loves an axolotl! \o/

Day 1,662, 03:58 • Published in Japan Japan • by Zammuel

Hi.

I am why Kazawan is called Kazawan.

See kids, it all comes back to when I had a little cult going on; you know, the children amongst you who recognized me for being so awesome and all that :3. I had tried to root myself in amongst various countries - Pakistan, Malaysia, Switzerland, and most noticeably North Korea - but always found that my nation was either taken over by puppets or just in the hands of genuine dinguses and hunks.

SO then Plato was all like "hey kids I'mma' add Taiwan" and me and the Zammuelists hopped on that little Island, because we were awesome and we deserved it.

Except we called it Kazawan, because as we all know, everything is Kazakhstan. We were going to make it an awesome place to live, but the Uzbeks who kept calling it Taiwan refuted this claim and had to result to using snufflerumpies and wonkdingers to kick us out, such was our might. And hence why the many enemies of Taiwan refer to it with the Kaza prefix. Because, you know, it's Kazakhstan, but the part that touches Uzbekistan :C. As we all know, the real nation is only recognized by Sealand and stuff, so that's ok. The Uzbeks can have it for it now until we decide we want it, amirite guis? C:

I'm Zammuel. If you are an oldyouknowhat you will remember me, if not, you won't. Ever heard of Zammuelism? No? Well, don't worry, here is some PIE.

Back in the day, we Zammuelists were a little powerhouse seeking a place to call home. We traveled around the globe a lot, finding refuge in the likes of Malaysia and Pakistan and most noticeably North Korea (until Drago ate it), but eventually we got tired of the tug-of-war and political butt puppetry that filled every country we went to, so we sort of disbanded and I ended up leaving for a year+ until Nowe coaxed me back in by giving me a large coke /o/.

Now I'm here to help our wonderful nation of the rising axolotl to defend her sovereignty and her dignity. I love you all, even the ones I don't know (which is sort of everyone but that's OK because as we all know, EVERYONE LOVES AN AXOLOTL \o/).

Sub for the in-coming Zammuelism revival ❤ ❤ ❤


- Zam