Euphonix: Million Damage Man

Day 711, 15:20 • Published in Canada Canada • by Tyler F Durden



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Euphonix is the Million Damage Man!

The legendary Field Marshal now rests at 1,020,368 Damage.
He also has just eclipsed 4000 fights.
His Experience Points are at 10,013 - Level 24.

Twenty three Battle Hero Medals.


Two time Congress.


One Resistance Hero.


One Hard Worker.


One Media Mogul...




ONE










I propose that anyone who passes 1,000,000 Damage should recieve a promotion from Field Marshal to the rank of Euphonix.

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Some pictures from the road to 1,000,000



This is the neighbourhood in which Euphonix was born in.
His family had to move when he was 2.



At 6 he was funding Roman Senators private armies. He got
sweet kickbacks. He still carries his first slingshot with him to
this day.



Fall of Constantinople. He was suspended from grade school
for that one. The war reparations settlement bankrupted
the family.



100 Years War. Brutal on the economy. Euphonix backed both the England
and France. Where he tread, the land was left for dead.



So, once again, the family was on the move...
In his defense, he claims that he did leave the church unharmed.
Didn't really matter at this point.



1st War of the Worlds. Euphonix was there.

Really.


Fast forward a few centuries...



Euphonix then found himself living in a nice quiet suburb.
Quiet until he razed it to the ground.



Soon Euphonix made out on his own.
Him leaving the family meant they could live in one
place for more than a week. He is a strong believer
in post post post modern interior design.
"If it is not riddled with holes, I am not paying that price"



If you wanted to fight, you'd just see where Euphonix was.
Odds were, there was action not too far away.



An anonymous painter captures the Battle of Karnataka.
He was there.



Euphonix.

Okay no, not really.



Tanks live among you. They're quite nimble really.
If you were driving that car, would you cut that tank off?
No.

No you wouldn't.



Euphonix's 500,000 Damage Party.
I wasn't around for that party...



Wellness Packs being organized for the battle of Western Siberia.
Notice the tropical foliage, which of course has no business being
in Western Siberia. Euphonix has it flown in from eBrazil and eIndonesia.
He insists on entering battle with jungle. I dunno.



Euphonix playing a practical joke on GLaDOS.
Notice the guy with the loudspeaker in the right foreground.
He yelled "Ka Boom!" to get GLaDOS' attention long enough
to blow the car behind him.


Here you can find his Newspaper, Diario de Aveiro.


For the record I have never interacted with Euphonix,
and there is no harm intended.
I am just in awe of one million Damage.

o7
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Author's favourite Comment from below:

"If Euphonix fought against Chuck Norris, the universe would cease to exist."

- Pifreak, CAF

And...

"what would the rank symbol be? Euphonix's mustache"

- Ryan_5

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