eUK News (Woldylove)
Day 737, 02:28
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by Horice G Fossil
eUK News:
The Historic Times has been granted exclusive access to the Primeminister and cabinet before and during the US invasion
Mr Woldy at the moment of delivering the declaration
of war to the US Ambassador
The Ambassador tried to reason with Mr Woldy but he would have none of it saying:
"You chaps have jolly well got this comming!"
The top UK military advisor reported on the progress of the invasion:
"Today the US tomorrow the vorld,Mien Fuhr..err...Mr Primeminister!"
we were informed that Widdows9000 has been sent on a vital mission by the UK goverment and that his lasts words were:
"So guys how do i get off before it explodes....guys?....guys!?............
Mr Woldy spoke to me from his command bunker :
"MWAHAHA!! American,Sweden,Belguim next will be......" at this point there were sounds of a scuffle at the other end of the line and we were cut off?
We were later approached by Mr Woldys military advisor who assured us that all was going to plan:
"All ist going to plan"
We then contacted former MoDaFA Necrosis for comment:
"I can't speak now Woldy has a special mission for me,apparently i'll be joining Widds,got to go"
We departed the war rooms where the cabinet were deep in discussions on where to send Iain on his special mission
This is Horice G Fossil signing off
wishing the eUK the best of British Luck o/
Horice
There goes Necrosis !
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The Historic Times has been granted exclusive access to the Primeminister and cabinet before and during the US invasion
Mr Woldy at the moment of delivering the declaration
of war to the US Ambassador
The Ambassador tried to reason with Mr Woldy but he would have none of it saying:
"You chaps have jolly well got this comming!"
The top UK military advisor reported on the progress of the invasion:
"Today the US tomorrow the vorld,Mien Fuhr..err...Mr Primeminister!"
we were informed that Widdows9000 has been sent on a vital mission by the UK goverment and that his lasts words were:
"So guys how do i get off before it explodes....guys?....guys!?............
Mr Woldy spoke to me from his command bunker :
"MWAHAHA!! American,Sweden,Belguim next will be......" at this point there were sounds of a scuffle at the other end of the line and we were cut off?
We were later approached by Mr Woldys military advisor who assured us that all was going to plan:
"All ist going to plan"
We then contacted former MoDaFA Necrosis for comment:
"I can't speak now Woldy has a special mission for me,apparently i'll be joining Widds,got to go"
We departed the war rooms where the cabinet were deep in discussions on where to send Iain on his special mission
This is Horice G Fossil signing off
wishing the eUK the best of British Luck o/
Horice
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There goes Necrosis !
Join the eUK forums : HERE !
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I lol'd - great article 🙂
vote😛-) GO eUK!
fluoride! voted!
Fluid
voted
Boated
granted or grated?
@ Jim
A bit of both 😛
Horice 🙂
fudgin love it
Awesome article! Wish i could vote more than once...(now where did I put the keys for those orgs?)
I loves it.
That Woldy, I always knew he was an unhinged warmonger.
Yay.
Nice
Hysterical....boated!!!
epic
hahaha
Veruy good!
brilliant as always
Boated.
Awesome stuff Horice.
Yu Haf vays to making me laf *
x
KQ
Learning eGerman from the Strangelove Book of Foreign Phrases
COOL MAN VOTE
Wunderbar...voted
Quite enjoyable.
Voted, boated and woted.
o i lold hard
Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy... the FEAR to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday machine is terrifying and simple to understand... and completely credible and convincing.
I have a bimp on my head
Wakka
oh how wonderful made me smile.