eUK News (PP election special)

Day 757, 09:45 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil
The Historic times gained access to the
Winston L S Churchill campaign headquaters

I found Winston speaking to his election team :



"We shall previal God told me last night also
i will use 0ne million dollars for adverts mwahaha!"

Dutch Marley encouraged all those
present to praise Winstons greatness :



"Cheer or your commie PTOing atheists anyone
who disagees will be expelled from party HQ !"

One of Winston's team announced
how the election was going :



"I'm afraid your losing to Raziel,we'd better
spend 1 trillion dollars on the adverts "

As the votes kept going to Raziel,Winston
began to look for the reason why :



"NGE has hacked the election and is fixing the vote,
Woldy has sent the Navy i'm too great to lose!"

As the room fell quiet Winston stood up
and anounced his new master stroke :



"I shall rename the party the Nick Griffin fan club mwahaha !"

Finally it became clear that there was no way
to catch Raziel and the team began to slip away



"He can't win it's my party ! don't go !
i can't lose i'm a Conservative Christian !"

Realising the dream was over Winston
packed his bag and left :



"Sodding communist !" i heard him mutter as he left

I bumped into Raziel celebrating his victory
and managed to get this quote :




"Yeah baby yeah !"


Horice 🙂


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