eUK News (Polish ultimatum)

Day 778, 01:51 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil

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The Historic Times was again at the
centre of the latest big news story.

I was in the Ministry of Foriegn Affairs
when the Polish Ambassador arrived

Martinoz the Polish Ambassador handed

An ultimatum to the UK goverment :



"You can buy 2 Q5 Hospitals from us
(we know you like them !),
exit Phoenix officially and declare
yourself as a state of failure"

Otherwise they say they will invade us,

at the same time he handed a card to the

MoFA

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"I do you good rate,got any toilets need
unclogging ? i very good with shite"

Hiding behind the Polish Ambassador

where the representatives from

American :



"We're using the balls Poland
have lent us for this fight"

"We are preparing to send
Seal Team 6 right now !"



"One more cheeseburger
then we're off to the UK !"

Canada :



"We're just doing what America
has told us to do!"

He went on to add :

"I cut down trees.
I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa !"



Sweden :



"Ohhh de voo de voo,oh oohh de
voo de voo,bork bork bork"

and Norway



Nobody realy cares what Norway
says so i won't bother reporting it.

They all then left,apart from Martinoz who
was busy unclogging the Ministers bidet.

So the UK once again stands on the

Edge of the Abyss

Enemies on all sides !

little hope of success !


GREAT !!


BRING IT ON !!


Horice 🙂





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