Join the new world

Number 3 The economic and political policies of the PTO make no sense...again

The first thing the eSerbian PTO did to gain power was align themselves with the communist party. Afterwards they tried to set up a socialist nation. This was a massive failure, and as soon as the communist party fell apart they completely switched around all their taxes and essentially copied the ex-governments taxation strategy. I guess if you can't beat them, or do anything well, you might as well copy the strategies of people who actually knew what they were doing.

Then the eSerbian PTO first through Nero, and then several times later on tried to get access to the gold stored in Danske Bank. First they tried to use a contract made over a year ago, which the admins ignored, then they tried everything else they could think of. Members of the PTO finally admitted that they had accumulated massive debts with eSerbia in order to pay for the PTO and to prevent Denmark from being invaded. (The indigenous citizens of eDenmark decided to solve their PTO problem by having Denmark wiped off the map, nulling all unfortunate citizenships given.) This would of course ruined everything the eSerbian PTO had worked so hard for, and taken such large loans to accomplish.

The first thing that one should notice is that apparently eSerbia is about as good at investment decisions as A. Holst's Bank. The second thing you should notice is, how little we would ever sympathize with this problem.

Number 4. The Media Strategy of the eSerbian PTO
To lend legitimacy to their government, the eSerbian PTO has tried to adopt Danish words into its official organizations. They also use the word 'Official' 'State' and 'Denmark' in almost everything they do. This of course falls apart completely when anyone (and usually everyone) who speaks Danish simply writes that their organizations are working against the interests of the Danish people.

I've wondered for a long time why they didn't have an eSerbian who spoke Danish, or an eDane who spoke Serbian write their articles for them. I mean they could have Merovina do it. He doesn't seem to like the eDanish population, why couldn't they just have him do it? They could've paid him in gold, probably would've made more economic sense than their food-tax raise and lowering the citizen fee. this is a goverment that complains about baby-killers, then lowers the amount of money each citizen gets while raising the prices on food. Like I said, nothing they do makes sense.

Also why are their economic articles titled 'Economy Reloaded'. Are they really sure they want people to associate their economic policy with the Matrix: Reloaded? Because that's the last thing I would've done. Here are a few better suggestions for what they could call their economies:

Economy: The Empire Strikes Back
Economy: Judgement Day
Economy: Resurrection
Economy: The Dark Knight
Economy: Superman Returns
Economy and the Goblet of Fire
Economy: 2 Fast 2 Furious (okay maybe not)
Economy: High Voltage
The Economy Supremacy
Economy: The Wrath of eKhan(omy)

Any one of those would associate itself to a much better movie than the Matrix Reloaded.

Anyways where was I? Oh yeah, I guess Merovina has better things to do than to translate articles into Danish. Or maybe he's just lazy, I can understand that.

Also another note I would like to make on the eSerbian PTO's media strategy. Having all of your eSerbian friends reply to all your articles with the exact same comments and words of praise etc doesn't lend legitimacy to your articles. In fact it does the opposite. This is a pretty typical problem of PTO groups, but its like the only really obvious way to tell that someone is trying to PTO you. If the eSerbians had never commented on their articles (or if only 2 or 3 active players did) it wouldn't have looked like a PTO. They could've got away with it and no one would've known until it was too late. I guess maybe the eSerbian PTO is really run by George Lucas, that guy ruins everything.

Anyways now I'm hungry and growing impatient, so I guess I'll end my in-depth analysis with only three parts. And I didn't even get to the point where I asked why someone would want to PTO eDenmark. Maybe I'll ask that another time.

Email me if you want a pizza roll, post a comment or reply on this webzone if you want a pizza roll.