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This article is done in the review-style of the Plinkett reviews, and I recommend you watch at least a few minutes of them so as to understand the basic tone and style this review should be read in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
The eSerbian PTO of eDenmark is the most disappointing event since my little brother came out of the closet at his confirmation. I guess everyone thought it would be pretty easy to take over the second smallest country in eRepublik. I mean how hard could it be? Turns out it was very hard. I'm not really sure where to begin with this colossal and embarrassing failure, I thought the beginning would be a good point, but we really don't need another history article. So I guess I'll just go point by point.

Number 1. Nothing in this PTO makes any sense.
I can't really stress how important this point is, as it leads to every other point I'm going to make in this article. No decision by the PTO group so far has made any sense, in fact most often their choices have had the opposite of the desired effect. The decisions they chose to make, and the alternatives they chose to ignore are so dumb or poorly thought through, that you'd almost believe that George Lucas was directing the PTO. But I'll talk more about that later.

First I want to talk about a point that isn't really directly related, but I feel that if I don't bring this up now it won't make sense in the rest of this article.


Including pictures of scantily clad women in your articles as incentive to click on them, is not only stupid, its insulting to our intelligence. I don't really know why people think its smart, but we see it all the time. I guess Evony Online started this lame precedent, but really its just dumb if you think about it. This is the internet, pictures of women in bikinis is about the least racey thing you can find. On top of that most interent browsers have a google search option on the top right hand corner. If you have to cilck on articles to find chicks in bikinis, well you're dumb. I guess its a good way to distract from the fact that most people can't write good articles, and that by adding a hot scantily clad chick you might be able to hide this fact.

Btw how about that chick up there? Nice rack huh? Bet you wouldn't mind buying her a drink right? Too bad she used to be a guy. I hope you feel good about what I just did here. I know I do.

Also being a military organization and then posting pictures of chicks with guns doesn't make the picture somehow relevant. It just adds a bizarre perverse vibe to your personality and how I perceive you. I guess if thats what you want to do its not a big deal, if you're lame like that.

Anyways where was I?

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