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eRepublik Prostitution Exposed

Day 1,233, 20:05 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sir Oric Von Lichtenstein

eRepublik Prostitution? You decide.

Without proper analyzation, she looks like a normal girl.

Dead wrong.

Now, maybe I'm searching too deep? The next girl just looks like a normal, happy business woman.

But wait.

Do you see a continuing pattern? The eye sex? The trampy outfits?

Here's the final nail in the prostitution coffin.

The woman that welcomes new people into eRepublik. Surely, she can't be a prostitute.

Wrong-o Iguano.

She even leads you in with flirtatious small talk!

Sickening, is it not?

Now, I'm as straight as the next guy on Baywatch, and I do enjoy prostitution from time to time (insert "mother" joke here). Though, when the women you see everyday turn out to be high class hookers, it raises alarm.

Are we all part of some sort of prostitution ring?

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Comments

Sardar Confucius Day 1,233, 20:12

Haha

10/10

Sir Oric Von Lichtenstein Day 1,233, 20:17

Thank you, good sir!

Englishboy77 Day 1,233, 21:18

Voted.

Nice.

Sir Oric Von Lichtenstein Day 1,233, 21:37

I love you, English. Like I love a sexy slender dumptruck.

Emergy Maxfell Day 1,233, 22:01

Excellent article.

During eRepublik Rising there was yet another sexy lady. The 'residential district girl.' And yes, lots and lots of eye sex. She wants you.
http://wiki.erepublik.com/images/1/15/Residential_district.png

Sir Oric Von Lichtenstein Day 1,233, 22:52

Haha, that's intense, Emergy! Is that Daisy Duke's sister?

CarbonCopy Day 1,234, 02:11

And spending time with that one makes your "happiness" go up.

Koratos Day 1,234, 03:41

Wes Lewis Day 1,234, 04:02

hehe

Votado

Llort Zakharov Day 1,234, 05:22

Voted. Let the wave of idiotic articles grow until eRepublik is mere humour and brilliance.

AlcoholMax Day 1,234, 05:31

well... i am a man, and everybody know what when a woman say "hello" we think "oh my god is asking for sex"

voted, nice article 😃

ChewChewShoe Day 1,234, 05:36

FUCK YEAH

Manny Calavera Day 1,234, 06:07

If eRep = prostitution, call me a P.I.M.P

Atarrax Day 1,234, 06:53

Devoid Day 1,234, 07:13

Lana has a six pack and a 5 o'clock shadow.

DeChain Day 1,234, 07:32

lol niccee !!

oO HYBRID Xx Day 1,234, 08:10

lolololololololol xP

Sir Oric Von Lichtenstein Day 1,234, 08:29

I consider you all family, now. Like the Corleone Family, except none of you get strangled. & none of you are Fredo.

Ullok Day 1,234, 08:29

Lol, voted

Apart from the girl-nextdoor there was the "Tutor" as well.

Emergy Maxfell Day 1,234, 09:24

>> Lana has a six pack and a 5 o'clock shadow.
Just like I like it. Wait, never mind.

Sasha63 Day 1,234, 09:47

And what's there for the girls? Plato!!!

Lord Lewis Cromwell Day 1,234, 11:47

I sure wish I had signed up for a "welcome pack" now

Sir Oric Von Lichtenstein Day 1,234, 13:02

I imagine that Plato has chest hair. That I can curl with my fingers.

The "welcome pack" is prime. Jhorlin films everything that goes on during those sessions.

Mini Munch Day 1,234, 15:56

Do you guys love these articles. Right stupid question of course you all do, but there has been a shocking injustice Oric out of congress. Stand now and help fight this obression of humour and all that is good in this game.

The Undercover Badger will have info on this injustice and how you can help.

I am not trying to get subs i know Oric in real life and i want him back in congress and so should you.