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eRepublik Implicated In Horsemeat Scandal [OK Satire I suppose?]

Day 1,915, 10:58 • Published in United Kingdom

• by FightAndProduce

We interrupt the grand national for breaking news

Sorry for beating the dead horse,but eRepublik has been implicated in the horsemeat scandal!

This is a publicity night-mare for eRepublik,all Q3,Q4 and Q5 food seems to be affected.That food may look tasty but that innocent slab of meat is horse!

When faced with these allegations, an eRepublik spokesperson shouted 'Neigh!' and galloped off in a fury.Sources indicate it is currently drinking water out of a nearby trough.

Q3 food in it's natural territory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6wok7g7do (Me on my first day as PP)

However,do not be alarmed.We have a solution

Vote this article,and subscribe! (And buy anything apart from Q3-Q5 food)

Comments

CptChazbeard Day 1,915, 11:42

Haha Voted o/

CptChazbeard Day 1,915, 11:46

Shouted and already subbed \o/

Send love to Plato Day 1,915, 12:18

Voted and like that Chazbeard fellow I am already subbed. I don't think horsemeat is a laughing matter to be honest especially when there are children in Liverpool eating dog food that is potentially horsemeat instead. I personally would like to see the snide (alleged) female (very alleged) chav from behind the fag counter in Tesco's, Heath Hayes, put on the sex offenders registrar for this

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 1,915, 16:44

Voted & Subbed

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