ErepTV: Емисия Новини - Находка на 2000 години

Day 2,140, 17:01 • Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria • by BladeGT



Good evening, dear citizens!
You are watching the news blog on ErepTV.
As you know, the year is 4137 and the time has just past 19:00.
We’re starting with today’s hot news: A group of archeologists have found a stunning over 2000 years old trouvaille. According to the scientists, the artifacts belonged to our ancestors – the first people to walk upon the lands of the “New World”.
So interesting, isn’t it?!
Let’s see the materials filmed by our reporters.




We found bazookas like this one here.
We think they are about 2000 years old or more precisely – 5-7 years after the creation of the “New World”.
The trouvaille is really interesting, but we’re thinking that the owners of these bazookas buried them by purpose – trying to get rid of them.
My assistant will show you one of the 456 halls we found full of this trash.




This is the last hall found. Like the others, this one is filled with this magnificent garbage.
It’s a pity they’re of no use. We can’t even sell the materials. The most interesting part is… *phone ringing* “-Yes? You have found it in #234?! Ok, I’m coming!” An old document has just been found in hall #234. It will tell us why these magnificent artifacts were buried here.
I hope we’ll understand what was their purpose.




There were days when collecting bazookas was meaningful. But these days ended a year after their creation or a year after you have begun your progress in the “New World”. We collected them for years but we had nothing to do with them because even our food fights were stronger. In the end we decided to bury them here hoping never to be found. If anybody is reading this letter – we beg you, bury them deeper.
P.S. They are really useless! We recommend you start digging right now so you can finish faster.




Послението е ясно .. базуките за безполезни! С това сигурно ще се съгласят всички, които играят повече от 1 година.
Ясно е че играта има доста проблеми за решаване и едва ли базуките са най-наболелия въпрос, но така или иначе и по другите проблеми не се работи особенно, така че явно ние играчите, трябва да бъдем по настоятелни и да казваме това което не ни харесва и да искаме да се промени. За къв "тъъъъът" ми ги дават тия базуки, след като с танк правя 4-5 пъти повече щета? В момента имам около 500 базуки и незнам си колко хиляди части за тях. Къде да си ги навирам? Единственно влизат в употреба по време на "НЕПОВТОРИМИТЕ" мисии на плато, които не се различават по абсолютно нищо една от друга. А наградите им са точно толкова полезни, колкото и базуките. С извинение .. аз в тоалетната си давам повече зор от това да ги минавам тия мисии.