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To all my American readers, hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and let us all stuff our fat American faces. Now, let's get into it.



We start in the US, and I believe this is the first battle featuring the Americans I have covered since I restarted this newspaper. Anyway, the Americans have declared war on Mexico, and have attacked the region of Baja. It seems that this war is unsanctioned maybe, given what I've seen in my feed from people asking Americans to fight FOR Mexico. I cannot confirm or deny this, because I am not that well connected. Either way, Mexico is putting up a major fight, with the US leading 28-27.



Heading down to South America, we find Venezuelan resistance launching an attack in North Eastern Venezuela, attempting to liberate the region from Spain. Spain is having no trouble quelling the rebels, leading the battle 34-0.



Heading further south, we find Argentina embroiled in a multitude of battles. To start it off, Paraguay resistance have launched an attack in Central East Chacho, and lead the battle 25-8.

Bolivian resistance is also staging their own resistance war, this one in the region of Chuquisaca and Tarija, and are also having success, leading the battle 22-0.



Chilean resistance are also staging their own resistance war, in the region of Zona Sur. Argentina is having better luck here than in the previous two, as they lead 15-7.



In the final battle involving Argentina, an attack has been initiated in the Chilean occupied region of Tasmania. Chile is doing a good job in fending off the attack, as they lead 31-13.



Heading off to Europe, we find that Greece successfully conquered the region of Albanian Coast from Macedonia, winning the battle 85-14.

Albania meanwhile attempts to free the region of Southeastern Albania from Greece, and the battle here is highly contested, with the resistance holding a slim 78-76 lead.

Bulgaria successfully liberated Burgas from Greece, winning the battle 88-0.

Slovenia conquered the region of Graubunden from Switzerland, winning 88-0 as well.



In Finland, Estonia has attacked the region of Southern Finland, but are being easily repelled by Finland, as they lead 62-15.

Finnish resistance have also attacked the region of Oulu, looking to liberate it from Poland. The Fins are having less success here, as Poland holds a comfortable 48-7 lead.



Russian resistance are again attempting to liberate Volga from Bulgarian occupation. The battle here is close, with the resistance holding a slim 35-31 lead.



Indian resistance attempt to free Karnataka, one of the three pillars, from Croatian occupation. The battle here is still early, with Croatia leading 13-4.



South Korea continues their resistance campaign against Taiwan, this time initiating a battle in the region of Gyeongsangnam-Do. Taiwan is easily fending off this liberation attempt, leading the battle 77-11.

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Resistance forces of the United Arab Emirates started a resistance war in Sharjah, against Iran. The resistance leads 48-18.
French resistance continue to fight Poland occupation, launching an attack in Paris Isle of France. Poland is leading early on 11-0.
German resistance also continue their own campaign against Poland, starting a resistance war in Baden-Wurttemberg. Poland also leads here 11-0.
Egyptian resistance have started a campaign in Sinai, against Cyprus. Cyprus leads early on 10-1.
Colombian resistance started a campaign in Andina, against Brazil. The battle here is early and highly contested, with Brazil leading 5-4.
Brazil has also declared war on the Philippines, and have attacked the region of Luzon. The battle here is fresh, with the score at 0-0.
Japanese resistance continue their campaign against Taiwan, with an attack in Chubu. The battle here is also new, with both sides at 0-0.
Iranian resistance have started a campaign in Esfahan, against Turkey. The battle here is yet another new one, with both sides at 0-0.

Thanks for reading everybody. Enjoy this fine female.

I'd like some of those breasts.