Join the new world

Well, I got some good feedback in my last article, but given that it was published late at night, not sure if I got the most out of it. Or maybe people give no fucks. Oh well, let's get on with it.



We begin in Canada, where we have a pair of battles underway. In Quebec, Canadian mounties launched an attack against Irish occupiers, and are currently doubled up, 22-11.

The Royal Mounties are also having success in Prince Edward Island, leading a resistance war against Poland. The mounties lead here 29-4.



Down in South America, the Amazons are running red. In Southern Low Amazon, the Peruvian resistance has made headway in the attempted coup against Argentina. I reported on this battle in my previous article, and I believe Argentina held a lead then, but Peru has mounted a fierce counterattack, and are currently leading 64-57.

With the brunt of Peruvian forces hard at war in SLA, Brazil has had no problems in Northern Low Amazon, where the meager Peruvian numbers have done absolutely no damage, with Brazil spanking away a 66-0 lead.



In Venezuela, the resistance forces continue to wage war against Mexico, this time striking in Central West Venezuela. Early fighting has been fierce thus far, with the resistance holding a slim 12-10 lead.



Bolivia is looking to take advantage of Argentina's struggles in SLA, and have struck in Santa Cruz, in an attempt to liberate the region. The resistance holds an early lead here, 17-2.



In Africa, South Africa has launched a resistance war against Brazil, in the region of Limpopo. I may be wrong, but I do recall hearing about a sort of treaty between South Africa and Brazil, where this region was rented to Brazil for a sum, so this resistance war may be unsanctioned by South Africa. Either way, the resistance leads 35-9.



In Europe, Belgium finds itself embroiled in a pair of battles. In Flanders, Belgian waffle kingpins have financed a liberation campaign against the UK. The waffle forces lead 20-13 currently.

Fighting also rages on in Brussels, where the UK is faring much better against the Belgians. They lead in this battle 33-0.

In Midtjylland, Germany is steamrolling through Denmark, who has as many allies as I do congress medals. Germany holds a commanding 77-0 lead.

Meanwhile, in Nordjylland, Denmark is also fighting a resistance war, against the UK. The battle here is still new, with Denmark out to an early 9-2 lead.

Sweden managed to buy a couple of war machines from Ikea, and are putting them to use against Poland, with a resistance war in Svealand. As long as the machines do not break down, Sweden can pull out a win, as they lead currently 65-23.



In another battle reported on last night, Indian resistance is fighting a losing battle in Kerala, against Thai occupiers. The resistance is down big, 73-45.



Not sure if this was reported in the last article, but Thai resistance, coming off a huge victory against Croatia, have launched another resistance war in Northern Thailand. The fighting here is fierce, with Croatia holding on to a slim 45-43 lead.



With the Pokemon resistance movement successfully liberating Kanto, they have moved on to strike in Tohoku. Taiwan is faring better here than in Kanto, as they are leading 31-13.



Iranian resistance forces are fighting hard in Yazd, looking to free the region from Chinese clutches. They are doing a good job so far, holding a 28-0 lead.



In the land down under, Australia and Chile continue to wage war, with the region of Tasmania coming under attack. Chile leads here 22-0 so far.

A couple of battles that were not pictured, for reasons unknown:

Cyprus has attacked Egypt in Sinai, where they lead 5-0
Argentina has attacked Paraguay in Paranena, where the scoreboard is still 0-0.
Croatia has attacked Eastern Thailand, where the score is tied at 3-3.
Serbia is holding off a resistance war by Bosnia & Herzegovina, in Brcko District 55-0.
Indonesia is fending off a resistance war by the Philippines in Mindanao, they lead 23-8.
France is fending off a resistance war by Italy in Aosta Valley, leading 19-3
Poland is out to an early lead against German resistance forces in Bavaria, leading 10-1.
Spain leads early on against Colombian resistance in Amazonica, 11-0.

That is all. If you are reading this, I thank you for taking the time out to do so, and ask for your continued support. As always, a beautiful lady to end the day.


My most favorite lady, Misa Campo.