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This article is being published solely to appease our resident caveman, Chutley. So yeah, I will try to get back into the groove of publishing daily, but I wouldn't hold your breath, it has been around 500 in-game days between articles. Let's get into this then:



We begin in Canada, which is almost completely occupied by Poland, but the Canucks are fighting hard, with a resistance war in Saskatchewan. The Canadian mounties are currently holding a 32-1 lead.



We stay in Canada, and head down to New Brunswick, where the Irish and Canadians fighting over the territory. The Irish army is currently leading a close battle, with a 15-9 lead.



Next, we land in South America, with a pair of battles. First off, Mexico and Colombia are fighting a fierce battle in Pacifica, with the Mexicans holding a 69-52 lead in the battle.

Venezuela is also getting in on the action, launching a resistance war against Mexico in Llanos. With the Mexican army hard at war with Colombia, Venezuelan resistance is cruising so far, with a 26-7 lead here.



Staying in South America, Bolivia and Argentina are engaged in battle over Pando, but with Bolivia having as many allies as I do presidential medals, this is a lopsided affair. Argentina is cruising to a 53-2 lead.

Peruvian resistance staged an attempted revolt in Southern Low Amazon, attempting to strike while Argentina was distracted on another front, but Argentina was having none of that. They lead here 24-9.



We head off across the pond to Europe, where there are four battles taking place. We start off in France, where French resistance, used to the idea of occupation by a foreign enemy, are staging a fierce resistance campaign in Brittany, against Polish occupiers. Fighting here is extremely fierce, with French resistance holding a slim 28-27 lead.

The Netherlands are also in the middle of their own resistance campaign against Poland, striking in the occupied region of Western Netherlands. Dutch resistance is not fairing as well as their French counterparts, with Poland holding a 29-15 lead currently.

The Czech Republic is also fighting a resistance campaign against Poland, attempting to liberate the region of Moravia. The Poles have had no trouble handling the uprising, with a sizable lead of 77-33.

Slovakia is also facing a resistance war in their borders, with the Austrians launching a campaign in Upper Austria. Slovakia is currently holding a 35-20 lead here.



We head a bit north, to the Scandinavian countries.

Poland once again faces a resistance campaign, this time the culprits being Sweden, with what is looking to be a successful liberation of Norrland and Sameland as the resistance is holding an 82-17 lead.

Oh look, another resistance war in Poland. One more this article and they win a free sandwich. This time it is Finland attempting to escape the clutches of Poland, with a resistance war in Lapland. Poland is holding off the Fins quite well, with a sizable 68-20 lead.

Finland and Estonia are at war with one another, with a battle underway in Eastern Finland. Estonia is holding a huge lead here, tripling the Finnish total at 66-22.

Finland is also fighting Estonia in a resistance war, with Finnish troops attempting to liberate Southern Finland.
The Fins are faring a bit better here, but just barely, as they hold a 45-43 lead.



Heading a bit south, we can see that Russia and Belarus are engaged in battle, in the region of Mahilyowskaya. That's quite the mouthful. Russia is leading early on, 20-2.

Hungary faces a resistance effort in Podolia, staged by Ukranian resistance. Hungary is fending off the would be liberators, holding a 51-24 lead currently.



In India, Croatia faces an uprising in Madhya Pradesh, but have done well in quelling the rebels, holding a 76-20 lead so far.




We head out to Asia now, where there are a couple of battles underway. In Japan, the Pokemon resistance movement is leading a fierce battle in Kanto, where they hold a huge lead against Taiwan, 70-18.

South Korea is also staging a coup against Taiwan, fighting to free the region of Gyeonggi-do. Fighting in this battle is fierce, with South Korea holding a slim 34-32 lead.

North Korea failed to liberate Pyongan from Chinese occupation. I have no clue what the score was, as it ended during the publishing of this article. Whoops!



In Thailand, we see a pair of Croatian/Thai battles. On the conventional side, Croatia is drubbing Thailand in the battle for Northeastern Thailand, as they hold a 65-1 lead.

It seems that the brunt of Thailand's army was invested in the liberation of Central Thailand as they are nearing a victory in the region, with a 81-51 lead.

BREAKING NEWS: Thai resistance successfully liberated Central Thailand. This happened during the writing of this article. Good job, Thailand.



We head to the land down under, with the Aussies attempting a liberation of Northern Territory, but Chile is fending them off so far, as the Chilean occupiers hold a 38-25 lead.



The Philippines are also staging a resistance war against Taiwan, with a uprising in Luzon. The Philippine freedom fighters are not faring well, as they are down 42-35.



India is also staging an attempted coup in Kerala, against Thailand. Thai forces are holding off the resistance easily enough, holding a 19-3 lead so far.



We end the day in Auckland, where Argentina faces an uprising from New Zealand. Argentina has had no troubles defending their occupied region, holding a 72-16 lead in the battle.

So, not bad for my first article back in 500 days eh? As before, we end this broadcast with a very beautiful female, this one being Kate Upton.


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