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Day 1,937, 03:25 • Published in Austria Hungary • by Goonrider
Hey my dear erepublik friends....

I thought that with all this wars and problems we got, instead of writing a article in which i mention how we could change things or how f*cked we are it is better to write something normal.

Sports:
UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE:

Galatasaray-Schalke: 1-1 / 12/3
Celtic- Juventus: 0-3 / 0-2

Valencia- PSG : 1-2 / 1-1

Porto- Málaga: 1-0 / 12/3

Arsenal- Bayern: 1-3 / 12/3

Shakhtar Donetsk-Dortmun😛 2-2 / 0-3

Milan-Barcelona: 2-0 / 12/3

Real Madrid-Man Unite😛 1-1 / 2-1

BUNDESLIGA: SP. P
1 FK Austria Wien 25 61
2 FC Red Bull Salzburg 23 46
3 SK Rapid Wien 25 41
4 SK Puntigamer Sturm Graz 25 40
5 RZ Pellets WAC 24 32
6 SV Josko Ried 25 31
7 SV Mattersburg 24 26
8 FC Wacker Innsbruck 24 22
9 SC Wiener Neustadt 25 21
10 FC Admira Wacker Mödling 24 20

NBA:

Conferences: Easter:
w L PCT
Miami1x 46 14 0.767
New York2 38 22 0.633
Indiana3 39 23 0.629
Brooklyn4 37 26 0.587
Chicago5 35 27 0.565
Boston6 34 27 0.557
Atlanta7 34 28 0.548
Milwaukee8 31 29 0.517
Toronto 24 39 0.381
Philadelphia 23 38 0.377
Detroit 23 41 0.359
Cleveland 21 41 0.339
Washington 20 41 0.328
Orlando 17 46 0.270
Charlotte 13 50 0.206

Western:
W L PCT
San Antonio1 48 15 0.762
Oklahoma City2 46 16 0.742
Memphis3 42 19 0.689
L.A. Clippers4 44 20 0.688
Denver5 42 22 0.656
Golden State6 35 29 0.547
Houston7 34 30 0.531
Utah8 32 31 0.508
L.A. Lakers 32 31 0.508
Portland 29 32 0.475
Dallas 28 33 0.459
Minnesota 21 38 0.356
Phoenix 22 41 0.349
Sacramento 22 42 0.344
New Orleans 21 42 0.333

JOKES:

dirty jokes:
1:What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

2:I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Nationality jokes:

1:Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”


2:Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?
A: He blew off his penis.


That was all for today i hope you enjoyed as much as i did, tell me sports you want me to publish or if you want more jokes tell me and yeah suscribe please.