Embrace the true faith. Embrace the Varnishism.

Day 1,149, 01:45 • Published in USA Spain • by Guru Varnish

Varnish was sad. He opened his eyes and looked to the other side of the ocean, there where the uncivilized men live in their poor heretic and sodomite ways far from the true faith. He cried when he realised that they worship a kind of cartoon who dresses in yellow gay clothes with a so cute hair and wears a belt with a heart in the middle. What would be the next? To worship Justin Bieber?

And then he, the lord of the Server, he who manages the Error 503 and owns the power of the XID. He who meditates in the 670679933 ways with his lover Sasha and guide our steps over this world, sent me a message.

"You'll go to the hostile lands of USA and make those poor men who had no education and can't difference between Mexico and Spain know my word. Help them to become proud civilized varnishist citizens, teach them geography and don't let them eat more cheeseburguers. It's not their fault to have fallen in the heresy."

So that's what I'm going to do.



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