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Exit polls place Dio Brando in the lead over the opposition party😐||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- Within the first two hours of opening of the voting booths around Islamabad, exit polls have shown Dio Brando in a position to take the election. Currently, 197 voters have cast their ballots and have shown an impressive turn out for Dio and the Stardust Crusaders. Currently, Dio holds 97% of the ballots cast, according to our insiders in the Ministry of Truth. However, only 57% of the population has voted and have yet to make up their minds.

Polls opened at Midnight, Pakistan time, to a thundering caucus of voters seeking to place Dio Brando at the top. Within these first two hours over 57% of the population has made their mark on the political scene. The remaining 43% can be attributed to casuals who do not have the dedication to get up so early to vote. Accordingly, polls will be open untill Midnight, Dec 2, 2007.