Election Uproar!

Day 744, 01:57 • Published in Malaysia Malaysia • by Adzhadi B. Adzman

The next presidential elections is just around the corner. This time around, the citizens of eMalaysia are holding their breath as two titanic opposing forces clash in what promises to be a tightly fought presidential election.

On one side, is the big heavyweights of the massive and highly popular Federal Unity Party. The combination of both Vikta and ww88 inspires zeal into their supporters and dread to those who oppose them. Being highly respected leaders in their own right and that of the Federal Unity Party, this two would pose as a challenging obstacle to those whom inspires to win the presidential election.

In a speech, Vikta flanked by ww88 announced that if elected as president, he would strive hard to increase the population rate of eMalaysia to over a staggering rate of 90% and an increased of 20% GDP before his term ends. Upon hearing the the speech, crowds of supporters went wild into a frenzy.

When asked to comment, a supporter by the name of Balistix had this to say - Hell YA!!! We gonna win!
Also another by the name of Adzhadi said this- This goals are unrealistic. There's no way in 7 hell is he gonna get our population to increase by 90%... (He was later pelted with stones by angry FUP supporters after his identity as a DAP member was known.)

For the opposing party, are the experienced and vocal combination from the strong Democratic Action Party. Few has garner a reputation as this two. Both are respected and admired nationally and internationally. Even enemies would choose their words carefully when criticizing the two. Nagyzee with his vast experience and economical prowess and Carr de Vaux with his inspirational ideas and radical thinking, would pose a serious threat to whom ever so dares challenge them.

Representatives from various political parties such as the Adeptus Custodes, Djozikeist Church of Malaysia and the Democratic Action Party has in a joint statement express their support for Nagyzee as the future President. But will that ensure victory? Only time will tell.

Giving a speech to a huge crowed earlier today, Nagyzee and Carr de Vaux, gave a down to earth promises such as a 5% increase in population and 1% GDP increase. While the majority of their supporters cheered them on, a few question such an pessimistic goal.

The rallies for both camps went smoothly except for a minor incident which occurred during the DAP rally. It was said that a supporter by the name of seanlam accidentally threw a banana peal on Carr de Vaux which enraged several other supporters nearby. He was admitted into the National Hospital next to Adzhadi for a fracture skull.

We at TBBG news will update you on other events during the upcoming elections.
Thank you.