Election Special - Luke Peters running for congress in North West of England

Day 1,522, 09:38 Published in Canada Canada by Luke Peters
For a tl;dr, read the first two paragraphs.

This month, I am hoping that as a member of the eCanadian congress, I can contribute towards the return of stability in eCanada following the all but total disappearance of our beloved president.

tl;dr: Vote Luke Peters for a congressperson that believes in transparency and representation of eCanadian citizens.

I am not one to make promises that I cannot keep; so i'm not even going to bother trying. But what I will promise, is that every vote I make, will be recorded and justified to the eCanadian public, either through my own newspaper articles, or through a collective EPIC party article. I am a massive promoter of transparency and I feel that one of the first steps towards this is to show the eCanadian public what they have voted for. Instead of 44 hidden, quiet, private menaces, I would like to see 44 open, active and productive congresspeople.

The only policy promise that I will make to you, the residents of eCanada, and more specifically the North West of England while it remains a Canadian colony, is that I will raise any reasonable points that are sent to me by any citizen of eCanada. This is what the congressperson is for, they are there to represent, and I hope that I can represent you after the elections on Wednesday.

(Sorry no bewbs here)