Election Coverage Part One

Day 1,406, 19:33 • Published in USA USA • by PencilPal

Hello and welcome to the Poor Man's Blanket. I'm your man behind the desk, PencilPal.



In case you haven't noticed, I am not the Congressman of DC. After all the words of support, not a single one of you douches voted for me. Whatever. (Coughcough) I was just blocking anyway...(Coughcough)


On to the news!



The reason I didn't win, was because apparently twins ran in the District and were both elected Congressman. In every state, it appears, twins have won. I speak, of course, about another glitch of Plato's. For once, it seems to be benefiting the player making it appear as if two people named the same things won each seat. The number of votes total are also off, double the actual amount of votes cast. This leaves new congressmen with double the gold they usually get, adding a greater importance to their tradition of donating the gold to a good cause. (BTW, I am an excellent cause.) I see this act of altruism as a good indicator of what kind of Congressman one will be, and will keep readers posted on who donates to whom and how much.

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