eIndonesia Gets Eviction Notice, Results In Police Stand-off

Day 1,329, 14:59 • Published in USA USA • by Sorcus




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You might be wondering about the drastic change in Title and Theme, and I have a tale explaining this.

It happened on The Red Pill's weekly Polar Bear hunt, and no, we don't use guns. What do you think we are? We use our hands and a bottle of hand sanitizer. One Bottle. Anyways, I was told that I was too hardcore and epic to continue being the paper's editor, so I decided to publish my own paper, ran by me. My own little Jonestown.


Okay, that was a Bad Comparison. But you get the point.

But moving on to greener pastures...

According to my sources, eIndonesia has been issued an eviction notice by eUSA. I was able to stalk, I mean, casually follow eIndonesia representatives to a low budget motel in Oregon.


But to them, this was royalty..

After setting up in my trunk, I was able to watch eUSA police attempt to arrest the eIndo representatives, except for the fact that they weren't leaving without a fight. This is one of the few pictures I was able to capture before my car was put on blocks.


eIndonesians hate odd numbered groups of police officers.

But you're probably asking, "Sorcus, where's the real evidence that eIndonesia is getting evicted?" Well, I have it. Besides the fact that eIndonesia is probably the weakest ONE member, and because of this, it's probably the push over in their twisted polyamorous relationship.

I present, Example A:


Example B:

Hey, where'd all their land go?

Apparently this could also double as study results for "Why eIndonesia would fail an eye exam" or "Why eIndonesia would not win a tortise race".
On second thought, I might publish those. It would be interesting hosting a global tortise race.


eUSA's contestant. Ujelly ONE?

If anything, eIndo's part in WW5 will probably be recorded in the History Books as "The great war of 2011 that brought great shame to our eNation and lowered our self confidence as a whole." Another working title could be "Why we let the country we invaded beat us around like a sack of potatoes".


If Nations were manly MMA fighters. Not picture😛 eIndonesia's eSuicide

Nutrition for cognitive stimulation and laugh protocol activation.

Supreme Overlord,


P.S, if you noticed, I've adopted a much more testosterone filled signature. It attacked me in a back alley as I was attempting to purchase some bath salt, if that gives you an idea of why it must be contained in this article.