eIndia goes to War!

Day 1,560, 20:39 • Published in India India • by ArawnLives

Thailand, get ready ...


Chailand is a nice place - I've been there, and the weather, food, and general look of the place is quite nice. But there are a few problems with Chailand that only we can solve -

1. CUISINE
The problem with Chailand food is that they seem to lead their lives on the banks of the ocean, and whenever hungry just stick their hands into the water and pull out WHATEVER they get and eat it.

See here how they have caught this poor fish while it was in the midst of a salad snack. So cruel.

We think they are in desperate need of REAL food. Like our friendly neighbourhood dhaba makes.


2. FREEDOM
The problem with Chailand is primarily that they have no freedom - in the RL or in eRep. In the real world, political repression has forced them into a horrible scenario where even Burma can make fun of them.

In eRep, they have been taken over by a travelling horde of Serbians.

We must not be confusing these people with Thais in general, who ought to look like this:


3. CHAI AND OTHER NAMES
The biggest problem with Chailand is the misleading and disgusting names. Their capital city 'Bangkok' is used as a ridiculous joke ... I have used it on many people, and that is what we intend to do to the Thais also.


Also, how dare they call themselves Chailand? They should know that the best Chai comes from Darjeeling and Assam in India!
The flavour, the aroma, all of that. Additionally, the Thais have incredibly weird notions of how to treat their tea.


For all these reasons, think of this as a mission of mercy, a mission of destiny, and a mission to spread eIndian awesomeness to liberate our Thai brothers from Serbian oppression, from seafood obsession, and their idiotic naming conventions.

Chailand - we come for you.

Jai Hind!