Een land klaar voor overgave? / A country ready for surrender?

Day 2,212, 05:28 • Published in Netherlands Poland • by GEN. DE LA REY

With a cease fire agreed and surrender about to be signed, our military reporter Snotklap Uittenbroek reports from the field.

He has spotted our fearless leader re-negotiating our surrender terms


Our King has proven his loyalty to his country by taking another bride.



But he has prepared himself for a continuation of hostilities by converting some of his cars.





Private undercover investigator Legendardisch has accused Odan and Garmr of being spies. This came as a shock to most citizens and was not expected from such well respected members of the community. The alleged spies have been accused of actually being Odanski originally from Krakow in Poland and Garmrowski from Gdansk in Poland. Both have been arrested, however details are scarce at this stage. There are also rumors of other spies having fled the country.




Large stocks of weapons are being sold at the market before the expected total drop in the value of weapons. Somebody please tell DJirtsdew the price is no longer 25 NL.


Dave Brinkman, has shown great innovation in trying to create value out of his weapons stash. Clearly thinking outside the box.


We are sad to report that the military is largely in disarray. Defense minister Trannsvaal has had his hands full trying to maintain order as the soldiers now have new outlook on life.


Some refuse to wear uniform.



Ratchit, Loanatik and Weardstuffs have been seen playing sports with the weaponry.


The Boeremag have abandoned their vehicles and have returned to their farms.


The stress has really gotten to some soldiers. Aktuh is refusing to exercise and has been living in Macdonald’s for the week.


An intoxicated Tim Veltkamp thought tanks could jump over each other like Kangaroo’s


In the Atlantic some of our fleet has laid anchor and hit the beaches. Among the footage received we can clearly see Zeeuwsmeisje with Yfke van de Zand.



Skyjacked has thought it funny to play with some of the abandoned boeremag weaponry.


To generate extra cash Weekstrom has found some companies willing to place advertisements on some tanks.

In addition he has converted and renamed the King Kordak II battleship. Apparently the green fees are horrendous. When asked if the income would be reported to government, he quickly took flight.


Walhallah has however stood strong and has continued his training of new citizens.



We have received photos from the Valeyard of the Polish army in Belgium gathering on our borders getting ready for their victory celebrations.


Rumors of the appearance of mystical Nomadic warrior has emerged throughout the country.



Some resistance fighters have also been spotted coming down from the mountains.


Our future is unclear, maybe new heroes will appear.


Only time will tell.