Eeastren Province
Professor1
.כבר עבר זמן רב מאז שהייתה לאי-ישראל מלחמה אמיתית
.הסיבה לכך ברורה: כל הגבולות שלנו כבושים על ידי מדינות שאיתנו בברית
.הסיכוי היחיד שלנו להילחם הוא לקנות מידי קפריסין את איסטרן פרובנס
אני מצפה מהנשיא המכהן או מהנשיא הבא להציע סכום כסף לקפריסין עבור איסטרן פרובנס
.בשביל שנוכל לתקוף את איחוד האמירויות הערביות
התקיפה תעזור לנו בשתי דברים: הראשון הוא שישראל תהפוך להיות מעצמה צבאית וכלכלית
.ותשלוט ברוב שטחה של המזרח התיכון
,השני הוא שיהיה יותר עניין במשחק ולא נצטרך כל הזמן רק להילחם בשביל הבריתות שלנו
.לא שזה לא חשוב אבל זה פחות מלהילחם בשביל המדינה שלנו
.אני מבקש מכולם לצעוק את הכתבה הזאת בתקווה להגביר את הלחץ על הממשלה
ENGLISH
It’s been awhile since e-Israel had an e-war.
the reason is clear: all our borders are occupied by our allied states.
Our only chance to get some fights is to buy from Cyprus the Eastern Province.
i call upon the current president & the next elected president to offer Cyprus the appropriate sum of money to for the Eastern Province is needs in order to attack the United Arab Emirates.
This military campaign will help us in two things:
1. Israel will become a military & economic power. we will dominate most of the Middle East.
2. We will have more interest in the game and not have to fight all the time for our alliances .
I do not reduce the importance of our alliances - but it means less fighting for our country .
I ask everybody to shout this story hoping to increase the public pressure on the government.
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זה התכנון של הקדנציה הבאה לא..?
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בתור הנשיא הבא, אני מתכנן להציע הצעה לקפריסין , שאי אפשר לסרב לה.
כן -כן , כן -כן.
V8 S1 - קבל תרגום לאנגלית... פעם הבאה שלח לי הודעה פרטית ואעזור עם התרגום מוקדם יותר אם אהיה פנוי 🙂
It’s been awhile since e-Israel had an e-war.
the reason is clear: all our borders are occupied by our allied states.
Our only chance to get some fights is to buy from Cyprus the Eastern Province.
i call upon the current president & the next elected president to offer Cyprus the appropriate sum of money to for the Eastern Province is needs in order to attack the United Arab Emirates.
This military campaign will help us in two things:
1. Israel will become a military & economic power. we will dominate most of the Middle East.
2. We will have more interest in the game and not have to fight all the time for our alliances .
I do not reduce the importance of our alliances - but it means less fighting for our country .
I ask everybody to shout this story hoping to increase the public pressure on the government.
Sergeant Autumn: do you just talk to talk?
Without using your brain?
Buy territories from Cyprus?
ArikAharon killed all relationships with all countries next to us, because he lied and cheated on them as well.
And if you dont believe me, check some cyprus articles!
Even though I think that Joe will buy eastern province, I hereby decree that I myself will donate gold if he needs. Arik, I guess we don't need you now. I can buy gold if needed.
למרות שאני חושבת שג'ו כבר יקנה את האזור הזה, אני בעצמי אציע סיוע בזהב לג'ו אם ידרש. אלישע אני לא חושבת שצריכים אותך כאן. אני מוכנה לקנות זהב אם ידרש.
@Arik: I don't think iNCi likes you though. I am not sure how you will get them to agree to any deal you make. Joe might get some traction on the other hand.
@spunk bg- כולנו יודעים שלא את תקני את הזהב חחחח
PowerToys +1
Everyone from iNCi trolls Arik.
ArikAharon: what kind of deal?
PowerToys: Sergeant Autumn merely translated the article. You should thank him instead of being so hostile.
Vote! Interesting.
@spunk BG.... High Society but a bit low on comprehension h'aa ?
great Satan!!! save me from all those saints and there knights of pouring wisdom.
@Augustus Grim
10x for the backup... she was confused there for a moment, thought I am Arik and straight >>> a bite to the naked throat 🙂
You should correct your title, you wrote Eastren.
The chance that Cyprus will sell the province is near nil since it holds saltpetre, a resource Cyprus reasonably wont be able to get their hands on any other way.
Allow me to make it clearer:
eIsrael already holds saltpetre in Beersheba South District, which would make some of you think that we could instead allow Cyprus to take that region. Incorrect, it is the only eIsraeli region that borders Al Jawf and therefore giving Beersheba away would cut our route to the United Arab Emirates.
eTurkey holds Saltpetre in Central Anatolia. eCyprus could perhaps borrow the region from eTurkey?
No, that would lead to eCyprus having to pay eTurkey for the region, which in turn would nullify their profit from allowing eIsrael to hold the Eastern Borders.
Furthermore it is eTurkey's only Saltpetre region, and with the current war with eBulgaria it's a vital bonus to their war machine.
eGreece holds Saltpetre in Najran, which actually borders eCyprus (Through Al Riyadh), however, eGreece's capital is currently in Asir (To shield eGreece off from eMacedonia should eMacedonia wipe eGreece), which means that eGreece relies on that resource in the same way as eTurkey relies on theirs. They need it for a war much more important on a world stage than the war we would have.
Further more there are two saltpetre regions in the eUnited Arab Emirates, namely Dubai and Sharjah. However, should we take the Eastern Province, eCyprus would have no chance of getting there.
Another great problem that would lie in our way is the fact that the much stronger country (Compared to eIsrael) of eIran is currently invading the eUnited Arab Emirates, to acquire the resource of Iron in Umm al Quwain.
eIran might be willing to let Abu Dhabi (oil) to us, and perhaps even Sharjah and Fujairah, but the likelihood of us getting a border with the eUAE is, like I stated many times before, near impossible at the moment.
The "war again the eUAE" proposal put forward by presidential candidate ArikAharon is nothing but a stunt to gain more votes, he will never actually be able to make it happen, especially not having in mind the iNCi and eCyprus in general despises him.
In short:
Arik had absolutely no reasonable policy to run for president on, so he decided to make up a stunt story of how he's going to invade the eUAE without even taking a look at the map. This war will not be able to happen any time soon (Especially not within a month) and since eCyprus despises Arik (I speak from experience when I say that, had to deal with both eCyprus and Arik when I was CP of Ireland) and now Arik is being called out for it.
Due to this fact he is now changing his platform from "I will re-arrange the game mechanics and invade the eUAE" to "Keep the filth out of eIsrael, anyone who does not speak Hebrew should be cast out of our society", which quite obviously is a repulsing and extremely ignorant statement having in mind that eIsrael's historical existence relies on foreigners.
i love you chewchewshoe, using plain logic to flush down the toilet... 🙂
Perfect.Knight, I thought you left! O: You're still here? Come back to eIsrael, we could use you here! 😛
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