Editorial 09: Day 1,342 - A Government Missing in Action

Day 1,373, 00:24 Published in Australia Australia by Mr Crumpets


The last month has been a rollercoaster which has bought out the best and worst of eAustralia.

We've had three types of governments that have summed up the whole of our country.

* Troll based and negative
* Brilliant and eager
* Bored and inactive

Just over 30 days ago, the DocterDry Government was impeached for it's failure to provide stability and proper communication between executive, senate and the general public.

To much fanfare the H.Nelson Government came to power with a short ten day burst of activity that seemed to put our country back on track.

Then, the Majester Government was elected with the promise to carry on the previous government's good work.

As a former member of that cabinet, I can say that quite simply we have....



Not every member of the cabinet should be tainted with that brush, but a clear majority (myself included) and as a collective, we have not delivered.

The facts are undeniable...

* Defence orders NOT published daily in eRepublik
* Education articles NOT published regularly enough
* Government updates NOT published daily in eRepublik
* Training War with NZ STILL out of control
* Reports to senate on important issues have ceased
* Ministers have gone Missing in Action
* Succession planning has FAILED, that is, deputies are not able to carry out tasks that ministers could not do (IE: Articles)
* Prime Minister has FAILED to sack those absent ministers

As fas as I can see, only Mark Brennan in Immigration, Venja in Finance and Binda in Foreign Affairs have been seen to do anything.

One thing that has me concerned is the lack of action from the Prime Minister Majester.

One example is that I resigned around 3 days ago from cabinet. This has yet to be acknowledged and I still have access to the cabinet room.

As far as I can see, the only difference between the current Majester Government and the DocterDry Government is that Majester hasn't gone negative towards people like DD did... possibly the only thing saving him from impeachment talk.



So why did I resign?

A combination of reasons, however it would be too easy to say it was because of the inaction of others.

Simply, real life has got in the way.

In between work, footy calling, voice overs, DJing, going out on dates and trying to have a 'life' away from the computer, the tasks of MoI just got plan boring in comparison.

Without much going on in cabinet (adding to my boredom with the role), I simply just did not do my job.

So, instead of just letting rest of the term slide by with nothing being done by me (which would add further scorn to the Government), I thought the best decision would be for me to resign and let Majester find someone else who was keen and eager to take over the role.

On a side note, I was offered the Press Director role again at the GGP but declined as I wanted to just sit in the background for a while.



There is no doubt we are facing some major problems as a country.

Just the other day in the GGP forum, the questions was asked, who should we back for Prime Minister?

So far an answer has not been found - no one has really jumped off the page.

However there is a bigger problem. No matter who is elected, do we have enough man power for a cabinet that will fully function for a whole term?

I think not.

I believe it is time now, as a country, we should look at a merge of our country with another.

NZ and Indonesia can both not be trusted... so should we merge with South Africa? Maybe go for something dramatic and ask the USA to reach us (via South America) and take us over?

It seriously needs to be looked at, because as a country, we are becoming less active, especially in government and there just simply isn't enough newbies rising through the ranks to do the work that needs to be done.


Mr Crumpets
Former Minister of Information